Bristol is the place to be. I love my Kitty Kat Lou and our obsession with ‘Dirty Dancing’ and Patrick Swayze . Jenny Potato-Poo looks after me when I’m sick and eats pizza with me at one in the morning . Scott is a troll , which makes me a “ fucking hippie ”. I love it. Jamie is new (Hobbit Boy’s replacement). I think I’ve scarred him for life by walking out of my room in just my underwear that one time… his friend seemed to appreciate it though. Kate is my Vanilla Bear . We got evicted from a psychiatric ward for biting the warden after he failed to put vodka in our morning Orange Juice . She hates “ Mould ”, the boys that I bring home and anything to do with the sea...
It’s all about French Knickers , Rhubarb & Custard Sweets , Cheese , Cups of Tea , Rum , Pirates , Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups , F. Scott Fitzgerald , Hunter S. Thompson , Monkeys , Flirting , Black Eyeliner , House , Short Skirts , Withnail & I and I suppose…… PurpleMelon . xx