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♥4 of the BEST Pit Bulls ever: Malekai, Brody (Spoon Jr), Paytin and the Well trained "Patrol" on command....(my Baby)Tank♥

I Miss my Baby!!! I Love You
♥ I know you're reading this, and I want you to know I didn't forget about you!!!
CANCER - Does It In The Water Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
ALL DONE!!!!Tattoo work by Luis Vargas ALL DONE!!!!
.. I'm just a girl that likes to have fun! The good kind of fun. lots-o-fun with tons-o-fun...just kidding no tons-o-fun I might get smashed. just want to have fun with my my boyz and girlz. FUCK THE FAKE, FUCK THE WHINERS, FUCK THE LIARS, THE CHEATERS, FUCK THE GOSSIP GOSSIP THE FUCK, CHEATERS THE, LIARS THE FUCK, WHINERS THE FUCK, FAKE THE FUCK KCUF EHT EKAF, KCUF EHT SRENIHW, KCUF EHT SRAIL, EHT SRETAEHC, KCUF EHT PISSOG You're probably wondering why everything is so pink and sparkly on this damn page well.....I hated anything pink with ruffles growing up. I guess I was a Tom-Boy, up until maybe the age of 11. No, I don't wear pink-ruffled dresses now, but I do like the color pink. I'm pretty kick-back, not into the whole "lets go out on a date, pick you up at 8" and ask stupid questions to get to know each other. I'm game for pretty much going out anywhere or just sitting at home staring at the walls. I don't like the expensive dinner dates, nor spending your money on me!! I'm super happy with a "happy meal" heck it even comes with a toy!! I'm Independent, but dependent on your romantic antics!! My mom had 9 kids (I guess 8 wasn't enough) so you know damn well I wasn't held enough as a baby, so I'm currently seeking someone who can hold me (that sounds soooo dumb) but really,"hold me"hahahaha I seem to attract the younger guys between the ages of 25-29, which is ok with me, but some of you are just too young. I think your thinking of Breastfeeding days (that was bad, I'm bad). Just go with the flow, be yourself, and don't try too hard!! It's all about originality. I have the biggest sense of humor. Yes guys I do have a school girl outfit, I also have the mermaid, the nun, the cab driver, the prisoner, the bank robber....just kidding. Friends get a kick out of me because I'm always saying off the wall stuff. I can't relate to the "Too-Serious-all-the-time" person, especially the pessimistic, dogmatic type.I Love Comedy!!! I'm turning into a Comedy Whore (that sounds so whoreable). I surround myself with positive people only, and have great friends that I adore!! I hate it when someone negative has to bring you down all the time. I've had enough negative and tragic times in my life, and try to stray away from those who are insecure and unhappy with themselves. I love anything Vintage, retro, pictures, furniture and clothes, and cars. As stupid as it may sound......I have a black painted wall and let everyone write on it with a highliter so it can only be seen with a black light (Gone in 60 Seconds) it was a great idea then, I look at it now and say "what the hell" and no.... I&..39;m not evil because of it. If you&..39;re calling me a wierdo right about now, good thing, because normal people scare me!! I live for the moment, every moment. I'll never change for anybody! What you see is what you get. I like tattoos!!!!!! I have 5, and want more, but don't want to look like a coloring book. I have a "Muscle-Men Entourage" meaning my friends are all pumped up. except for me of course I don't work out , so I'll continue waking up wondering why my muscles ache....(I sleep wrong and twisted) so I tell everyone I had a dream I was lifting weights (meaning I don't work out). Hey guys...No I don't prefer the bodybuilder type looking guys, but then again I'm more into how the guy makes me feel..... I want to feel comfortable, secure, able to be myself without having to change who I am which I had to do in the past. Last, but certainly not last on my list and should have been first is....I hate DRAMA and the people who create it!!! Leave that shit at the door, or I'll slam it right in your face. Don't come around me with your negative crap. No, I'm not mean I just wanted to slam the door in your face because you annoyed the f**k out of me to the point of overdose, and I could only take you in small dosages. If you're anyone who knows me personally, you know I'm a nice person, and sometimes too nice, but yet I'll tell you how I feel and why I feel that way that's if we've ever gotten to that point. So I don't want to know who said what about who or who's screwing so and so...blah, blah, blah. So please dont irritate or annoy me!!!! You know what happens if you do....I run the other way...... oh, and I hate onions....don't get near me with that stench, or contaminate my grub!!


Gothic Contact Tables

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I love COMEDY!!! I welcome all comedians to my page. You all make me laugh, and that's what it's all about!!!
My Buddy Rob Darocha...........
PABLO FRANCISCODANE COOK
DAVE ATTELL
DARREN CARTER


Check out my very funny friend Robert James Hoffman, III by clicking on his pic below!!

Amazing friend who always makes me laugh...Love ya Rob

Music:

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Transplants
Rage against the Machine
Dead Kennedys
Sublime
Fugazi
Pennywise
Bad Religion
Bob Marley
Kottonmouth Kings
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Movies:

.. Full Metal Jacket
All of Bruce Lee and John Hughes Movies
The Big Lebowski....

Television:

..My TV looks like this

lately, but watch:
Comedy Central
Horsepower TV
Cartoons

Books:

.. Biographies on Legends
My book on Belindaisms

Heroes:

..My Mother and Sister...Rest in Peace♥

My Blog

It's a witchy thing.....this is me in 100 years`

This is me in 100 years
Posted by Belicious on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

Stepping up....some encouraging words written by John Petro

life is a constant stuggle......never ending........always stuggleing for something....sometimes u win.....sometimes u lose......but getting through ur stuggles is what makes u......its what defines u...
Posted by Belicious on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

Get to know me

..> Get to Know Me ...About You... Eye Color Brown Hair Color Auburn Height 5'8" Favorite Color Pink Screen Name Belicious Favorite Band Bad Religion Favorite Movie Full Metal Jacket Favo...
Posted by Belicious on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

I want a guy............


Posted by Belicious on Sat, 20 May 2006 07:18:00 PST

This is tooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  This just cracked me the fuck up!!!     Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given ano...
Posted by Belicious on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST

Ms. Assertive or Ms. Eccentric????

Ms.Assertive Advantages a. she is confident, strong and self-sufficient b. she has a presence that just makes you look c. she is not afraid to speak her mind Disadvantages a. she is not afraid to spea...
Posted by Belicious on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST

Murphy's Law on Sex

Love Murphy's Law....if anything can go wrong....it will!! Murphy's Law on Sex 1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing improves...
Posted by Belicious on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST