free profile counter from MySpace-Code.orgMy interest....family always comes first(hangin' with my lil Bro) hangin' with my girl...spinning records, making beats, riding my motorcycle, shoes, hats, Dickies, Ps2, playing Pac Man, playing Rock Band, playing Connect Four, playing Chess, playing Pool, Blockbuster Nights, Blow Jobs, Purple Urple, kickin' it with the hommies, Art, tatoos, working out, Dodgers Games, Dodger Dogs, Phat Cheese Burgers, Pizza, Sushi, bowling, torch lighters, playing baseball, good poetry, cold beer, breakfast burritos, fresh air, riding my beach cruiser, a blanket in the winter, an air conditioner in the summer, the stars, the beach, body boarding, hiking, raising hell, driving fast, good porn, Love, Life and Hope. Oh yeah...and fucking your mom is kinda fun too. She's real cool. She does things normal women don't do. She likes it in the pooper.
Who the fuck is Lektor???
Name: Jay Jacob DeAnda aka Lektor YTS
Birthday: July 18th, 1978
Birthplace: Glenhell aka G-Town
Current Location: Glassell Park, Killa Cali
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 with my shoes on
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Italian, Spanish and Walsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Chuck Taylors all day Bitch
Your Weakness: Sour Skittles and Brittney Skye
Your Fears: Those who don't fear don't die
Your Perfect Pizza: Why eat pizza when I own the prettiest, most delicious pussy god ever made
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 1 million blow jobs...rec'd fucker
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Is anybody out there??? Who wants to fuck?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I truly feel blessed to wake up every morning to such a beautiful girl
Your Best Physical Feature: Some say the eyes, some say the cock
Your Bedtime: When it's time to go, It's time to go
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: Orgies are cool
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: French Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not really!
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah. Who doesn't?
Do you Sing: Yes and rap...Freshdank Recordings
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: Been there...It's not for me. I did my 2 years. Fuck it!
Do you wanna get married: Yes...I most definatly wanna marry my girlfriend one day
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup
Are you a Health Freak: No but I do take my vitamins
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Yes...The wheels of Steel, a little keyboard & drum machines
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nothing better then a cold beer
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: proud to say it's only weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do blow jobs count as dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, I fuckin hate the mall though. Shit, I hate people in general
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Now, why i would I eat a box of Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes...One of my favorite meals
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not since New Years '08
In the past month have you been Dumped: Kind of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah, but I want to...hint, hint
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Hell no! I'm a slut!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but it didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would. Fuckin pussies! 5 of them
Ever Shoplifted: Convicted
How do you want to Die: Ever seen the Notebook???
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A motha fuckin' Hustla...you better ask somebody!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Jamaica or Paris
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde with black streaks
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Around 5'5"
Weight: Roughly...? 115 to 130
Best Clothing Style: Butt naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: The better question is...Number of Drugs I have not taken.
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: (3) Lip and Ears (2Guage)
Number of Tattoos: Lost count...30 somethin'
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I would definatly change a few things if I could get my hands on the Delorean
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I'd like to meet:
I would love to meet Marilyn Monroe, John Ritter, Charlie Manson and Tommy Lasorda.
Music:
Too Short, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley, Nirvana, Eazy Motha Fuckin' E, The Beatles, Eminem, Kottonmouth Kings, Linkin Park, DGAF, Mystic Roots, Dirt Nasty & Sublime are some of my favorites. I also love oldies and Classic Rock. But, when I'm spinning, I stick to the Breaks, Hip Hop, Trance, House, 80's & Disco.
Movies:
My all time favorite movie is True Romance. If you havn't seen it...Go see it! I also think that Natual Born killers is the best love story ever written? Some of my other favorites....Superbad, Vanilla Sky, Juno, Boogie Nights, Office Space, American Gangster, Spun, Wonderland, Rebel without a Cause, One Missed Call, The Grudge, Van Wildler, SAW Series, Matrix Series, Scarface, Godfather Series, Crash, American History X, Fight Club, Knocked Up, The Lookout, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, American Pie, Training Day, Half Baked, Blow, Basketball Dairies, The Salton Sea.
Television:
Dodgers games, Monday Night Raw, Prison Break, Rob & Big, Southpark, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Criss Angel's Mind Freak, Smallville, King of the Hill (What the fuck is up with Bobby? lol), Nip/Tuck, George Lopez, & Scrubs are the shows I try not to miss. Yeah...and I find myself watching Idol more and more...Guilty Pleasure
Books:
The Bible, LA Times, Maxim, Tattoo & Playboy Magazines
Heroes:
Roscoe P. Coltrain and J.D. Hogg
