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Could I be anymore of a fat ass breezy? Two minutes later, I'll look down at my lunch that I inhaled and wonder what the hell happened to all of it. I love to eat! Gimme some sandwiches, preferably Little Luccas for their bomb ass garlic sauce, some pasta ( i love Olive Garden's seafood alfredo), some junk food, and I will tear it up. Knowing me I'd eat some fried shoes with a side of mayo if you asked me to. I'm too crazy sometimes. And I can be loud. Fatty hates when I have my headphones on cause my voice amplifies by like 10 octaves. "WHAT'S THAT GEW? YEAH I'LL HAVE SOME PIZZA!" I like to make people laugh. I make up a lot of stupid songs and change the words of songs so that they become really retarded. Ask Bri and Fatty. They're usually what I sing about. Or poo... ask my bro Tim. We love to sing about shit together. The Mr. Hanky Christmas CD had all of us in stitches on Christmas, I'll tell ya. I'm never really bored. I always find some odd way to entertain myself. It's no wonder why I usually laugh the hardest at my own jokes. I'm such a dork. Besides my love for food, I love house music and I love my friends. I love how my friends love house music too and we can just spin records and dance for 48 hours straight! I have the bestest, craziest, coolest group of friends. I feel like I'm the luckiest dork on earth.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" enableJavaScript="false" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=2 663067" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
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