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rob offender

I should probably go home.

About Me

I'm Rob. I'm a producer and a drummer and I play drums in Does It Offend You, Yeah?

If you are in a decent band and need your music mixed or remixed or are a music supervisor/publisher needing music (not dioyy!) for synch, drop me a message. Same if you need something recorded innit.
If you are a friend or a member of my family, sorry, I'm probably on tour somewhere so send me a nice message and I'll try my hardest to hang out with you soon! Love you!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/23/2005
Band Website: bleeding-ear.co.uk
Influences:
Sounds Like: whatever I point my microphones at
Record Label: Virgin
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

lazy post

the problem with being in a band and by default being a 24-7 rocking and rolling party monster (arf!) is that you crave the less hectic things in life.an ordinary gig day will start like this:aaargh, ...
Posted by rob offender on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:51:00 PST

america blog - sorry for the wait

so this is my first blog on this little secret community, pretty cool place. a round of applause for karen for putting it together. *clap* i'm currently drinking some cheap red wine, i have the f-wor...
Posted by rob offender on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:50:00 PST

a typical day on the nme tour

a typical day on the nme tourafter crawling into bed at 4-am, i wake up suddenly at 6-am in a cold sweat with an aching body. there's a horrific squeaking crunching sound like porcelain grinding again...
Posted by rob offender on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

nme blog 2

day three and i'm in a jury's inn hotel in dooblin oirland. we're two gigs down and starting to get into the flow. i just had a massive plate of turkey and all the trimmings and my tummy hurts! i'm sl...
Posted by rob offender on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:40:00 PST

nme tour blog 1

i'm sitting on a ferry from a nice little port in south west scotland on the way to belfast where we are playing our first gig tonight. last night we stayed at a funny little haunted hotel run by a lo...
Posted by rob offender on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:39:00 PST

tour blog part three germany to spain

the last blog ended with us on the autobahn on the way to berlin. it was probably the longest most uncomfortable drive of my life. even the amazing sausages, schnitzel and coffee, and the amusingly ru...
Posted by rob offender on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST

tour blog continued - holland to germany

the last blog ended with me saying that in the evening we were playing at the paradiso in amsterdam. we did - and fecken mine arsen it was good! it was sold out and we absolutely smacked it. two thous...
Posted by rob offender on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:54:00 PST

european tour blog part one.

It is a dark sky over Amsterdam today. I'm gazing into it trying to find something to write for my blog. One thing I can say is that I have a rather intense three-day hangover. My breath is most proba...
Posted by rob offender on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:39:00 PST

hillarious!!!

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Posted by rob offender on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

merry xmas

merry xmas one and all. remember, xmas is an ancient european festiva all about presents, not some guy who was nailed to a tree in the middle east. ...
Posted by rob offender on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:21:00 PST