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Caylen

Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath a man we find his...nucleus

About Me

I just wanna earn and I wanna give! I wanna earn large amounts of that green paper, which I'll use to buy booz, while I give you green smears of boogers on your cheek.

My Interests

I'm primarily a "Pro People Pusher" I push all kinds of people off all kinds of things and watch them get hurt...like pushing retards off small cliffs, and shoving children off their Bikes, You know...that sort of thing. Immediately after or during the people pushing process, I will Laugh Immensely and take pictures for my later viewing pleasure. I also Love Snowboarding and flautas. But don't ask me for a bite of my fucken flauta cause you're fat!

I'd like to meet:

You and your 13 cats old lady.

Music:

The list is fucken long! I could probably name what might be my top ten though: Glassjaw, Goo Goo Dolls, Circa Survive, Jay-Z, Mars Volta, Pilate, Weezer, Dashboard Confessional, Zao, and Frou Frou...Yeah that just might be my top ten if I had to choose. Not exactly in that order though. I might even have to substitute Jay-Z for Eminem...

Movies:

I like good movies. Not the stupid ones.

Television:

"Rufus" BFK FOR LIFE!

Books:

Books are for people who can't hear

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Me!

My Blog

Currently Caylen

Yo everyone who gives a shit about me. I just want you guys to know that I'm super busy right now cause I basically go to work all day, and then go to school until I can't stand anymore, so I don't ha...
Posted by Caylen on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

IP-RELAY

So, I've decided that this IP-Relay thing is one of the greatest things EVER!! If you don't know what it is then just listen up. IP-Relay is a service that has opperators to make phone calls for you w...
Posted by Caylen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST