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Jessica

It's all fun and games 'til sombody loses an eye!

About Me

If you don't already know me and love me, I'm kind of a bitch. Deal with it. If you can't, thanks for playing and better luck next time! =)To Everyone who messages me or friend requests me: If you are what they call a "collector", and you send me a friend request, you WILL be DENIED. No exceptions. I prefer to have friends I can actually *BE* friends with. Also, because some people are too stupid to figure this out for themselves, if you troll for friends openly on my page, not only will your comments be deleted instantly, but if you piss me off repeatedly, not only will you be DELETED, I will file a complaint about your dumb ass. Let's be clear. You know I'm a no BS kind of chick, that's why you love me. If you are trying to sell something - move along please. (Unless you're a business owned by one of my real friends.) If you send a message that has the spelling and/or grammar of a six year old, after I tell you how much of a moron you are, you will be denied or deleted. And PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IT SAYS ON THIS PROFILE. AIM Me: PinstripedSmurf
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My Interests

Travel. Photography. Being a party girl. Vegas. Miami. NY Yankees. NJ Devils. NY Giants.

I'd like to meet:

For a FRIEND: Anyone who's cool and fun and that I have something in common with. For a GUY: This has strict criteria. If you do not meet at least 85% of this critieria, don't even bother. This is non-negotiable. See the criteria in my blog.

Music:

Lots! In no particular order: Aerosmith, Styx, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Cole Porter, Elvis, The Turtles, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Poison, Cinderella, Whitesnake, Skid Row, Danger Danger, Faster Pussycat, Tuff, Duran Duran, Bon Jovi... The list goes on....

Movies:

Okay, the ones I can think of right this second.... The Breakfast Club, Goodfellas, Casino, Love Stinks, Mickey Blue Eyes, Ocean's Eleven (both the Rat Pack version - which is the best! and the George Clooney one), Casablanca, Office Space.... There's more, I just need to go peruse the aisles at Blockbuster to remember. =)

Television:

CSI, CSI NY, CSI Miami, The Price is Right

Books:

Bitter is the New Black has changed my vocabulary forever. (My coworkers can explain.) The Dirt is another must-read. Two thumbs up!

Heroes:

I look up to a lot of people - literally! But, seriously, I have a complete admiration for anyone who overcomes some kind of major setback in their lives.

My Blog

One Man Does Not a Team Make....

I know there's a mixed bag of feelings on Tom Brady's injury - I'm not going to rehash it. I wish the guy a good recovery. But, I've said this before, and I'll say it again. One man does not a team m...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:09:00 PST

If youre considering sending a friend request- read this first:

Listen, not to be a huge bitch or anything (which everyone knows I really am), but if you're going to ask me to be your friend, you either must be: A. Someone I know in real life, or a friend of one ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:07:00 PST

I don’t want to be rich.

Seriously. I’m not saying that if someone handed me a million dollars I wouldn’t take it, but I don’t want to be rich. Think about it. I’m obnoxious enough as it is, would you ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

When the going gets tough, the tough blow chunks.

Just call me Retchy the Pinhead. Whenever my nerves get the best of me or I'm so over-stressed that I can't deal, I hurl. Right now, I'm kinda hoping it rains to clean up my driveway from last ni...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:37:00 PST

Reasons why Im even HAPPIER the Giants won!!

Aside from the obvious that the Pats are WAYYYY too full of themselves - much like the Dallas Candyasses... errr Cowboys... of about 10 years ago. Here's more reasons why: 1. they got caught CHEATING ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST

Note to the Powers that Be Of the State of New York

YOU SUCK!
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST

I’m such a dork.

Right now, I'm sitting in my mom's classroom at Marist College and trying not to draw attention to myself by taking photos of the view outside the window. (Not to say I won't later! LOL) Anyway, toni...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

Some people need to grow a set.

If you're going to ask me an obnoxious question or friend-request me - and I don't know you - have the cojones (that means BALLS, people!) to have a public profile. I do not want to be bothered with ...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

READ THIS BEFORE FRIEND REQUESTING ME

Okay, I am saying this for THE LAST time. If you're going to friend request me, I'd really prefer it if you send me a message first.If you come across as arrogant or stupid, you're goin...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

Random Thought of the Week

The current thought in the medical community is that 60 is the new 40 - due to the change in life expectancy. I have discovered, much to my chagrin, that 21 seems to be the new 12. Does this mean tha...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:53:00 PST