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About Me

Robots.spaceships.laserguns.The Hypothosis.

My Interests

airports.flying.my wonderful ladyfriend.okonomiyaki.playing the rock.watching/making movies.shotting guns.my HK USP.Futbol.Liverpool FC.robots.reading books.boardgames.warhammer 40k.vegetarianism.guitars.drums.Japanese culture.Brit culture.taking care of stray cats. flea markets.thrift stores.old nintendo.Guiness Draught.Newcastle Brown Ale.graphic arts.etc.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met everyone that I really care to except for maybe Crispin Glover.

Music:

I've seen these bands live plus a few others:The Hold Steady.The Thermals.BRMC.Drive By Truckers.Dinosaur Jr.Jonathan Richman.Modest Mouse.Spoon.Pavement.Superdrag.Guided By Voices.Archers of Loaf.Spoon.No Man Can Stand Against the Deadly Fists of Kung Fu.Superchunk.Rainer Maria.Peaches.Man or Astroman.Mudhoney.et al

Movies:

Godfather 1&2, Indiana Jones, Garden State, A Clockwork Orange, the unfuckedwith Star Wars trilogy, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, works of Jim Jarmush, Tim Burton, Richard Linklater, Pete Jackson's horror stuff, Romero, QT, Kubrick, Brian Singer, Akira Kurosawa, Haiyo Miyazaki, and especially Terry Gilliam.

Television:

Young Ones.Rescue Me.The Office.Arrested Development.Liquid Television.Adventures of Pete and Pete.BTVS.Good Times.the Beebop.Home Movies.Wrestlin'.Fightin'.Mission Hill.Outer Limits (old).Night Flight (I miss you soooo much).Simpsons.Ab Fab.Ali G.lots of British shows (obviously).

Books:

High Fidelity, Chronicles of Narnia, Little Prince, Lord of the Rings (which I'll read again someday....maybe after I'm retired and want to write a treatise on it) Phantom Tollbooth, works of Tom Perotta, Adrian Tomine, Los Bros. Hernandez (met them a couple of years ago...coolest guys ever), Dan Clowes, Ayn Rand, Joe Matt, PK Dick, Vonnegut, Michael Chabon, Haruki Murakami's non-sci-fi stuff, Steven Ambrose, Bukowski, Raymond Carver, some others. Chuck Palahniuk has been writing the same book for 10 years.

Heroes:

Conan.Jeff Tweedy.Kurt Vonnegut.Batman.Keith Moon.Woody Guthrie.Luke Skywalker.Gary Gygax.Bret Hart.Robert Stone.Donna Sanspree.

My Blog

My fellow punks, rivetheads, etc.

Alright, I'm breaking my myspace exile for this, so here we go. I call for advice from all you punks, rivetheads, skinheads, waiters, paramilitary types, etc. Here's the deal:I've been wearing D...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

Meh

I don't really care about myspace anymore. As of today, I'm not updating this page anymore, posting blogs, adding anyone, posting or accepting comments, etc. I'll still use this to ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:46:00 PST

Retro-Boy vs. the Alien Invaders

"Here they come. Just look at the bastards. Inhuman as fuck, but they look just like us. Well, if we had 8 eyes and huge spiny claws and shit." The Captain's voice carried over us a...
Posted by Space Monkey on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

Eds Teioh and the Whale Hunters of Atlantis

"Hey, man, you need to wake up," Randy said, shaking me. "Man, what?" I replied, attempting to open my eyes. The smell of bacon, or a reasonable faccimile thereof...
Posted by Space Monkey on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

furthermore....

...does anyone know how to get a cd keygen to work? Obviously don't post it here, but anything'll be helpful. I haven't had to deal with that kind of stuff in a few years and can't remember how to get...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

silver rocket.

I'm leaving for Miami on Wednesday. I haven't flown on a plane in 19 years. Understandably, I'm a bit nervous. Tips?
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:37:00 PST

damaged

I move into my new house in 5 days, which is hype as fuck.Anyway, here's the deal: I've been wanting to get out of town for a few days, and basically tour Florida, see some friends, and tourist traps....
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

Burning Empires....

Here's a poem I found in a fellow server's notebook at work.___________________________________________Ye dry titsOld man sperm cup handsSki mask sperm bank honeyDark Forest eating grass, flash3 guys ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

Farewell, Paper Street.....

For the last year, I've been living in a house that is frighteningly similar to Tyler Durden's house from Fight Club. The Paper Street Soap Company. The kids refer to it as "the Airport house," the pi...
Posted by Space Monkey on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

New phone.

Laterz, Cingular Wireless.Hullo, Telecom Mobile Deutchland.850.221.6706.hit a brother up.ed.s
Posted by Space Monkey on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST