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Lee

I'm a big fan of women, I have all their albums.

About Me

I'm fucking awesome. I'll pretend to be interested in you, and what you have to say, and all about your day. I'm not though, but it's fun to pretend. I enjoy long walks, music, and violent sex. Does anyone read this? No one is really interested in this garbage. I once killed a homeless man, oh god the blood.... the blood. I just made that up. I didn't kill anyone. I like to have adventures.

My Interests

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I'm into books, music, and books about music, and music about books. Alcoholics, junkies, perverts, weirdos, lowlifes, degenerates of all types.

I'd like to meet:

All my heroes are dead. I'd like to meet someone who didn't disappoint me. That'd be a nice change of pace. Maybe a puppy dog that shit gold coins. That's it, that's who I want to meet. A gold coin shitting puppy with the softest ears and the waggiest tail. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

Music:

Almost everything. I dont like this newish generic R&B horseshit. BABY BABY BABY I SURE LOVE YOU OH BABY. Fuck you asshole, you suck and your music sucks and your lazy ass fans suck. Also pop country. Way to be ironic without understanding irony assholes. I hope Nashville falls into the earth. I can pretty much always be listening to:
David Bowie (Suffragette City might be the greatest rock n roll song ever recorded)
Iggy Pop
Henry Rollins
Ben Folds
Fear
Hank Williams III
Reverend Horton Heat
the many bands I've gotten drunk to in New Orleans (Morning 40, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Ballzack, Bingo Show, Soul Rebels, etc, etc, etc...)
My favorite stuff is typically Rockabilly. It's the southern alcoholic boy in me.

Movies:

No Will Smith. No Tom Hanks. Nonacting jizzbags. Forrest Gump is the worst movie ever made. Anyone who likes it is a quitter and hates goodness in our hearts.

Television:

Yes I own one.

Books:

I'm a book junkie. I keep melting them in spoons, but once I've tied off I have trouble injecting the distilled information directly into my veins. I may have to go back to the lab and find a way to crystallize the books and snort them. I bet I could turn a chapter into a rail.

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Jack Daniels, Obi Wan Kenobi, and the Cobra Commander.

My Blog

America

Update: Religion still the biggest problem on Earth. More at 11. Also LOL women have opinions. PS is it just me or does that chick's face look like a delicious chocolate pastry?...
Posted by Lee on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

Back in the USSBR

I am pretty much unpacked now, other than a few odds and ends that may not make it out of the box. I have to say, Im surprised at how unawful Baton Rouge seems to be now. Katrina really helped this pl...
Posted by Lee on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Where were you when the fun stopped?

FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVERNo More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -...
Posted by Lee on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

Beep.. Boop..Beep.. Boop... The following takes place between 3:00am and 4:00am

Holy fuck this is awesome. ...
Posted by Lee on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

Redneck vs The Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasel

Remember that Aliens vs Predator movie with the "No Matter Who Wins, We Lose" campaign? Well this is like that, only WAY dumber. Im really torn, I hate rednecks, ESPECIALLY Texas rednecks, but then Pa...
Posted by Lee on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

wtf...

Chicago is a wacky place. What is all this white shit all over the place up here? It's like the stuff that I put in my cocktails but whiter and in more abstract shapes. SO CONFUSED! SEND HALP!. PS Sa...
Posted by Lee on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

Glee

First last night was this:And now as I type this it seems Rumsfeld is stepping down. I have a tiny lil sliver of hope for the first time since the 90's....
Posted by Lee on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

LeeH1's BEST WEEK EVER

The weekend of Voodoo through Halloween is going to be INSANE.For Saturday's lineup I want to see:Zydepunks 2:25 - 3:05some of:Preservation Hall Band 2:30 - 3:30Ballzack ...
Posted by Lee on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

Old Man

I went and saw Clutch last night and I had to admit, Im just too old and possibly lame to be in a mosh pit with the "kids these days". Sure Ministry was rough and fun, and Rollins was what they call T...
Posted by Lee on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

My favorite thing right now.

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Posted by Lee on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST