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Johnny Disasterrrrrr

I need my magic bag!

About Me

I'm a 21 year old guitarist from the East Bay. I play guitar in Blaming Johnny. It might be the best band ever. Check us out:

My Interests

my interests include all of, but are not limited to, the following: music, guitar, piano, motorcycles, computers, random acts of vandalism, protest, advocating the violent overthrow of the american government, and attempting to better myself and promote social change.

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas. Lots of ninjas.

Music:

hard rock, heavy metal, punk, hardcore, blues, classic rock, jazz, and trendy scenester shit.

Movies:

Rounders, Highlander, anything by Kevin Smith, Last Samurai, Hero, 28 Days Later, anything else with zooooooombies.

Television:

the only thing i watch anymore is Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Harvey Birdman, Sealab... that type of shit.

Books:

anything by Terry Brooks or Neil Gaiman, The Art of War, Book of Five Rings, Vonnegut, Thompson, Kerouac, Card.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, Doug Doppler, Eric Cabalo, Jeff Mullin, Bowser.

My Blog

saddest day of my life...

My mom and I put Zoey to sleep today. I've had her since i was 5. Probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do.                 Rest In Peace Zoey.... I'll a...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:51:00 PST

new song

now i have crossed you from my world no line to cross, no void to fill so ask yourself have we come so far that we surrender before we even start life's greatest question looms before you you...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

false advertising

so i live in rohnert park, right? well i have yet to see a fucking rohnert. or anyone named rohnert. nor do i have any vague idea what the fuck a rohnert is. false motherfucking advertising. call me J...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sickcore.

i'm fucking sick. goddamnit. so out of energy. but all i wanna do is go party. soon. yes. soon. everyone up at ssu, watch the fuck out, cuz as soon as i'm done being sick, we're gonna go get so fucked...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ohhhh shit son!

hahah. life. is undoubtedly. teh fuckin' shiznite. now that i've seen it on tv, anyways. but seriously, life is good. got a gf. she rocks my socks. my green little socks. played a show friday with one...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm the jewish pimp pirate.

Arrrrrrggggghhhh Shalom!!! You are obviously aprime candidate for the Jewish Pirate Academy!Have you given thought to what you'll do withyour obvious pirating skills and love forYaweh? Might we sugges...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

teh show

tonight's show rocked. i'm stoked.
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mm mm good.

sparki. mm mm good.
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ungh i'm bored.

[x]-been drunk. [x]-smoked pot. [X]-kissed a member of the opposite sex. [x]-rode in a taxi. [x]-been dumped. [x]-shop lifted. [x]-been fired. (or so i'm told!) [x]-had a job. [x]-been in a fi...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new song

no hope no dreams more pure than this for so long i've waited for this and i'd sell my soul it's been so long the waiting denials it's killing me so goodbye to all i knew it's time to...
Posted by Johnny Disasterrrrrr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST