Patrice O’neal on women |
" You want to make your man happy, don't talk to him"-Patrice O'neal
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:00:00 PST |
Sam Kinison on Marriage |
"The best thing about marriage is that your dick is still connected to you".-Sam Kinson
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Dave Chapelle on Women. |
"Women are all about comfort, if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box he wouldn't need to buy a house"-Dave Chapelle
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST |
What men want, from the ladies. |
I'm actually paraphrasing Chris Rock but it still holds true for a lot of us men. Men are simple for the most part but if we were stripped down to three essential things that men want from you ladies ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST |
FUCK |
FUCK YOU, FUCK POOR PEOPLE, FUCK MEAN PEOPLE, FUCK SAUSAGES, FUCK FUBU, FUCK BASEBALL, FUCK DIAPERS, FUCK DISENTARY, FUCK AIDS, FUCK WANTON, FUCK EARPLUGS, FUCK SHAMPOO, FUCK 8, FUCK HOTELS, FUCK...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST |
10 Things you dont know about women By Jane Karkowski |
1. When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times. 2. When you're talking dirty to us, call us a whore not a prostitiute 3. Straight men shoul...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST |
8 Things I didn’t know about women by Julie Delpy |
We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize that this is a double standard: if you'd like to discuss this further just leave a message. 2...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:10:00 PST |
Don’t forget yourself - from the book Daze of Depression |
I know it's hard when times get roughAnd your emotions and feelings have had enoughRunning into deadendsWith lost love and no help from freindsThose people who you thought were trueThose people who yo...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Girls kiss boys |
Well if we all got a hug or a kiss everyday imagine how better life would be? Something would have to give though. A lot of great art comes from pain and being on the bottom of the shit pile. Right no...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Get your shit together. |
She said get your "shit together" without any compassion for the shit I was going through. It was tough to take but I have no time to vent to anybody so it's better to say "everythings going to be all...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST |
