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H.Zayne

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About Me

I DIG: art, collages, conversations, romance, astronomy/cosmolgy, fucked up writings, DADA, existentialism, creepy dolls, Photoshop, language invention, laughing until i wet myself, cherry dipped icecream, random occurances, events & situations, hentai, cute girls with small round butts, big ass boots, short ass skirts, naughties&sockies&ect, madmail, email, fleece blankets, fast cars, rollerskating, 4th of july with lots of illegal fireworks, adorable babies & puppies, traveling just to travel, all things dutch (even ovens) dancing wildly after a few drinks, people watching, surgical steel methodically placed throughout body parts, white chocolate covered treats, Monster beverages, Captain Morgan mixed with cherry or vanilla coke, rare juicy steaks, intense aromas like; jasmine, softner sheets, Nag Champa, and sexy perfume oils.

I AM: obsessive, compulsive, possesive, jealous, ridiculous, obscene, hormonal, addicted, always aroused, short-fused, short-term memory impaired, long-term memory extended, always hungry, rarely shocked, easily amused, easily trapped in daydreams, easily inflicted with horrible nightmares but still manage to have wonderfully vivid dreams.
I HATE: neighborhoods where all the houses look the same, flipped up collars, liers, arrogance, druggies, close mindedness, ignorance, people who dont flush the toliet, people who cant laugh, rotten broccoli, bad music, flat tires, P.O.S. cars, bills, student loans, landlords, nazi bosses, hoochies & bitches, people who cant apologize.
Some of my old work...
WANT A CARTOON VERSION OF YOURSELF? Personal illustrations. Some examples shown below. All that is required for artwork is a larger sized photo. Appoximately takes 2-3 days to complete a fully layered vector composition. Even each individual strand of hair is its own vector layer! (IE: HIGHLY DETAILED) End result is a large version for print and a small version for web sent back to your email address. Message me for more details and paypal address. (more examples can be found in my blog enteries)


My Interests

art, writing, music, invention, language manipulation, NLP, darwinism, testing perception, experimentations, occurances by 'chance', chaos versus nature versus destiny versus nothing, all things slightly morbid, free will and free speach, dancing, adventures, tall socks and pretty women...

I'd like to meet:

other artists, writers, lotsa sexy bitches and exceptionally honest people....

Music:

Neubauten, Coil, Depeche, ect, ect, ect...

Movies:

Pink Flamingos, Clockwork, Pi, THX1138, How to Draw a Bunny, Student Bodies, anything by Anime18 and Donnie Darko..

Television:

tv is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, but fuck is Family Guy funny.....

Books:

my god. should i honestly risk typing out all my favorite authors? i dunno. that sounds dangerous. fuck it. i'll keep this part secret...

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking and Mom.

My Blog

I’ve been tagged

Here is how you play. Once you've been "tagged", you have to write a blog with 16 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, pick 10 people to tag, listing the reasons y...
Posted by H.Zayne on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

shawn part II.....another illustration

since he has different hair than in the last one i did for him, it's kinda like it's a totally different man altogether! lol. i'm happy with how the iris' turned out this time but not as pleased with ...
Posted by H.Zayne on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

"Elisa" an illustration

Lots of red kickin here, lol. But that's okay cuz it's my favorite color anyway. Tried to do this crazy surreal hair thing where the bottom curled around and warped across the bottom and slid up to th...
Posted by H.Zayne on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

"jenny" an illustration

jeez-louise! I tried to create an all new set of challenges for myself with this one but it didn't fucking work so I spent 4 days going backwards to fix it. Ended up whipping up a quick butterfly...
Posted by H.Zayne on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:03:00 PST

"Regan" an illustration

Did a few things differently this time. Think this might come out too dark on the web though. Not sure if the background will stay either, but I think I'm kinda diggin it...What do you think?...
Posted by H.Zayne on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

"ash"

with a little love from the 'fibers' filter, i managed to somewhat pull off dreds. hm. perhaps some more experimentation is needed but i'm diggin it in this one.  EDIT: some douche bag just sent ...
Posted by H.Zayne on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

his sexy cobra

my man has been pestering for pics of his car so even though i'm sick, that's what we did today. lol. ontop of a windy parking garage, nonetheless. damn i'm a good woman!!! hahaha, j/k no re...
Posted by H.Zayne on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

JACK as an illustration...

so for quite some time now, i've really come to enjoy how nice myspace is for artist networking. last week a fellow artist and myself did a bit of some trade work. he does some bad ass stencil art and...
Posted by H.Zayne on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST

3 females illustration

alrighty then. another illustration finally completed. took awhile, kept getting stuck. and i'm still not sure how this image's levels will behave on other screens either. think it might come out too ...
Posted by H.Zayne on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

"a female" (illustration)

today's lil fun experiment. trying to use less details, more geomtric shapes, more suggestive forms. i dunno if i'm diggin the background tho or the chick's hair. didn't want her to be too pretty thou...
Posted by H.Zayne on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST