Ossie

Ossie@VampireFreaks

Likes
my pets - 6 ferrets (i also take in strays, and occasionally i'll take in a biter for re-training), 3 cats, 2 dogs, 1 snake. One of the cats and one of the dogs live with my parents. sex, drugs and Rock & Roll, (not necessarily in that order). Drinking tea. Drinking JD & Coke. Chopping wood with my big axe (insert joke about "Ossie's big chopper" here). this is a "like" and a necessity, i have a woodburner, and if i didn't chop wood, i'd freeze! Holkham & Wells beaches (a mile of beach before the sea when the tide is out). Making my own alcohol (got 2 gallons of plum wine in my landlords shed). Mountainboarding, powerkiting & kiteboarding. Singing. Playing guitar & bass. My living room entertainments set-up (got the pc, video, dvd, turntable & freeview wired through my amplifier. took ages to hook it all up right, but damn it sounds good!). Grungeness. Hock. Cooking. charity-shopping. mucky hands. walking Gyp, especially early on frosty misty mornings as the sun is coming up, or on moonlit nights. and i love taking him to Wells to run around on the beach. (if i won the lottery i'd just spend all day pottering about & walking with Gyp). Practical people. Rescuing toads from being run over (must have saved a few hundred this year, takes me hours to get home from the pub when it's rained, i stop & move every toad i see!i hope no one ever sees me...). My funky old tape answerphone. Getting people over to chill out, talk, watch videos... i love having people over, like in the Silver Street days. i get bored if i'm here on my own for too many days straight.Dislikes
losing Gyp when we go for walks at night. the thing you have to remember is that when he's going full-pelt, he can run at about 30mph - which means if he's out of site for 2 minutes, he could be a mile away...
Eating too much. my really annoying habit of always trying to be the centre of attention (can't help it, slight autistic tendancies!). Grit in my bed (i have the dog to thank for this!). Roisi bringing me little furry "presents" (the live rat she released into my living room really was a bit much, and i wasn't impressed with the dead mouse in my boot!). Running out of cheese. having no money.

good things you could trust me with your life. i don't cheat on boyfriends. i'm nice to animals, especially the ones i eat. i'm pretty handy with an axe. i'm good at washing up. i live for music. i am a loyal friend (even if i am a bit slack at keeping in touch). i can get you drunker than you've ever been in your life, for a fiver. there's always space to crash at Ossies! if i only had a pound left, and you really needed it, i'd lend it to you. i borrow stuff AND i give it back when you ask for it. i make the best damn spaghetti hoops-on-cheese-on-toast you ever tasted.

bad things
i'm very untidy. hamsters die after i go near them. i am a pain in the arse when i'm drunk (an amusing one, but a pain never the less). i will eat all your cheese and bread. i smoke too much. when i drink, i drink too much. i can be a moody bugger sometimes. i cry too easily when things get too much. i will always think of the most inappropriate thing to say in any given situation, then probably say it anyway (although that's how i met Kev, one of my best friends in the whole wide world!). i spend too much time dreaming about "what if"s, rather than doing something about it. i talk to much, but sometimes i don't say the things i need to say.