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fossy

A couple hookers and an eight ball of blow..........

About Me

A little slow on the uptake, very laid back, workholic, dog lover (even though i"m deathly allergic). Possibly the worst dancer this side of the rockies, but damn it I love to dance. A bit of a wine geek but also appreciate the finer things in life such as the occasional 40 of Old English. I love to go bowling, I'm not very good but I love it all the same. I don't have much of a sense of humor so jokes and things like irony are pretty much always lost on me. And ....I think that about sums me up..... uh yeah it does.

My Interests

Nuclear fission, bobbing for apples, paperclips (different colored ones)and gazing at stars while contemplating the longstanding problems of virtue and happiness.

I'd like to meet:

The man from "The Spirit of Truth", a prophet, for he has shown me the way.

Music:

I know it's awful but I can't get kelly clarkson's "hazel eyes" out of my head. Other faves are 2 short, Eazy-E, Neil Diamond, paul oakenfold, kanye west, mc solaar and of course u2. Yeah I know, no rhyme or reason, but it's just how it is.

Movies:

The King and I, Gigli, The Sound of Music, Breakin (1 and 2 electric boogaloo) West side Story, Fame, Annie and Zapped with Scott Baio.

Television:

The Partridge Family, Give me a Break, The Waltons, Green Acres(that Zsa Zsa is soooooo funny) Small Wonder and Charles in Charge (again scott baio, always thought he never got enough credit)

Books:

War reporting for cowards, Choke, The Great Influenza, Guns germs and steel, The sheltering sky and chicken soup for the man's soul.

Heroes:

George W. Bush, Karl Rove,