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About Me

hey im a llama and i love tom so i stole his face and changed my name to llama tom (my old name was coochoo) a little girn named me but i ate her so it dosent matter anymore, i like eating most types of clothing and children... i tried to play guitar but my hooves are a bit restrictive.WILL SOME ONE PLEASE INVENT SOME SPECIAL LLAMA HANDS???!!!. im not joking its so hard to masturbate with hooves :'( now im gunna stop typing cos ive made myself sad by thinking about it.

My Interests

TOM!!!! and of course my beutiful GF

I'd like to meet:

well id like to meet the real tom but i ripped his face off so i expect hes dead

Music:

the llamas, the white llamas, black llama, ac/dllama,iron llama, nirllama, rage against the llams, audiollama, soundllama, cooper temple llama,static llama, linkin llama, limp llama, and of course the all mighty david haslehoff.

Movies:

one fell out of the llamas nest, wind in the llamas, a clockwork llama, pulp llama, kill llama vol.1 and vol.2, the return of the llamas "i am your llama"(i love that quote),backstreet llamas 9,bat llama returns,the llama's ring, lord of the llamas return of the llama, lord of the llama the two llamas, lord of the llamas the fellowship of the llama. theres lots more but my favourate director is quitin taretllama, and my favorate actor is jude llama, my favourate actress is uma llama.

Television:

the llamas, viva la llama, llama, starskey and llama... to be honest o dont watch much t.v im usually grazing in the feilds with my best mate terry

Books:

a tale of two llamas, toms auto biography, the llama in the rye, wind in the llamas, all the lord of the llamas again of course, the well of llamaness, unusual llama stories. i read too much and i cant be bothered typing them all out to be honest.

Heroes:

TOM!