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Blair

Would you like a cup of tea?

About Me

I like beer. When im drinking beer i suggest you stand clear, or else brace yourself to be: sprayed on, laughed at, hit on, ranted at (at because im not a good listener and probly cant hear you in the first place) I play guitar lots, its fun, maybe almost as fun as sexing, but not quite, I play in a band called Barefoot in the sand, Tubuku & several other bits and pieces not worth mentioning and am a SESSION GUITARIST FOR HIRE. so that means i can help with guitar tracks if needs be, I play piano lots aswell, generally if it makes a noise i will try to play it. if you are a drummer, i WILL take the piss out of you. its fun, and funny that something so primal is so important. I teach guitar at the Wellington Music Academy and am Projects Manager/Guitar Tech at Musicworks in the Wellington CBD. My work is important to me, i like it alot, im not the best at it but im always trying. If i say something offensive, say something offensive back, because that is fun and probly what i was trying to get out of you in the first place. I like listening to music lots. If it sounds good then it is good, thats the philosophy. Saves the list. But mainly Meshuggah. My armpits smell real bad. Loud is best. Bourbon and harleys. brutal deathmetal.

My Interests

fellatiopornThe discovery channelmasterbationbrutal deathmetalThe zooAstrologyTubuku

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that doesnt think there haircut or clothes make them a better musician.

Music:

blastbeats and drums. Paul Simon, Messhugah, Sikth, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, Nile, S.O.A.D, Stray Cats, Cherry Poppin Daddies, LED ZEPPELIN, this part is really a joke, there is a time and a place for everything, apart from industrial.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ the lord our saviour. Amen. President George w. Bush Max Cavalera Winston Peters Mike Patton Paul Simon Osama bin laden

My Blog

Im hosting a guitar clinic for the School of Rock!!

Tomorrow (fri the 27th sept) I will be demonstrating loads of mean amplifiers and guitars at OS9 as part of the School of Rock holiday programme. I will be running through how the amps function, ...
Posted by Blair on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:53:00 PST

BFS E.P release Fri the 24th of AUG

BFS E.P release next FRI the 24th of augustMy band 'Barefoot in the Sand' is having an E.P release party, its at M.V.P on Dixon st, thats the bar thats under that giant cowboy up the top end of the st...
Posted by Blair on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:21:00 PST

Rah rah blahblah rah

these keep on getting more an more interesting
Posted by Blair on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Bound and Tied

This can be rather choking cant it?
Posted by Blair on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

Being passive

this is a virtue i believe, Its amazing though how some beings dont see it,They see it as doormat syndrome, fair enough,just accept that when your wrong, your wrong, Theres no elaborate excuse around ...
Posted by Blair on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:04:00 PST

Sheddin the Dreadin

GONE!!!No More!!!dreadsdreadsdreads In the bin now.
Posted by Blair on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:38:00 PST

Times

its weird how one time, you feel something, then the next time, you feel completely different, then you go through the whole changing and emerging and weirdness that goes with opposites.its funny caus...
Posted by Blair on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:23:00 PST

oh jesus fuck

isnt it funny how sometimes some things just all build up and all of a sudden its like, shutdown. time to switch off, do something else, but you cant,.....................................................
Posted by Blair on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Weekend studio session

Well it wasnt really a studio session, it was more a mic'd up jam in the shop, courtesy of the Bazz ('ensomnia'), but yes, my band 'barefoot in the sand' recorded, it was awesome man and i couldnt be ...
Posted by Blair on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

The Wind.

This shit drives me crazy manwhy did i choose to live in such a windy place?all of a sudden its like, intensely cold, with galeforce wind and sporadic rain.awesome.
Posted by Blair on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST