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SETH

I am here for Friends

About Me

not only naughty, naughty but also loud and bawdy, Seth Timbs has served the Mid south for over 30 years. that's three (3) decades to you and me. He is conversational in a wide range of topics and has received a 90 or better on all his recent health and saftey inspections. if you have the need and the means, Seth Timbs is your friend of choice. make the choice so many professionals and paid celebrity spokespeople have made. Make that short drive and come on over into Seth country, the view is breathtaking and the value? .....oh just wait 'till you see! This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

nooks, crannies, music, science, religion, pie, truck jumping, economics, etimology, dangerous aircraft, history, riddles, fortress building, hot wings, weaving, talking and listening, chilling with the crew, crabbing, torah, cut down contests, gizmos, tomfoolery, hats, curling, motor bikes, knee surgery, antartic exploration, argentine domination now, pensive looks, the erie canal, western wear, handycraft, seasoning packets, the emergency broadcast system, silent auctions, secret santas, los angeles bashing, google blasting, added value, petina, lycanthropy, old wive's tales, deleted scenes, neck lines, stop-gap measures, omens, smithy work, song storyin', rocking the vote, freak occurances, the caress of fine cloth, gifted cattlemen, the irish problem, jude law's nanny, the human touch, monday morning quarterbacking, priceless artifacts, ice station zebra, foreign nationals, island chains, pope jokes, celebrity sightings, clutch cargo gigs, mornings after, large breakfasts, debris, common mistakes, lighter tricks, the wonder of children, vice-like grips, funkytown, top flight marketing skills, the hotness meter

I'd like to meet:

Snoopy

Music:

thelonious monk, elvis costello, beatles, wilco, spoon, prince, stevie wonder, flaming lips, modest mouse, the thrills, my morning jacket, the features, self, harry nilsson, randy newman, d'angelo, art tatum, led zepplin, xtc, willie nelson, ray charles, elton john, outkast, supertramp, joni mitchell, the band, johnny cash, glossary, fluid ounces, laws rushing, talking heads, wings, professor longhair, big bill broonzy, sea and cake, pixies, the replacements, the pogues, the clash, son volt, komeda, the cardigans, crowded house, neil finn, the yeah, yeah , yeahs, gomez, los lobos, suzanne vega, bob dylan, van morrison, devo, the jam, gang of four, marvin gaye, galt mcdermott, neil young, radiohead, bette severt, speake, celebrity toast and jam, beastie boys, tribe called quest, dj food, camper van beethoven, v-roys, neil and iraiza, the kinks, badfinger, the katies, har mar superstar, van hunt, peter gabriel, kenny bunkport jazz workshop, joao gilberto, the preservatives, call florence pow, 10cc, they might be giants, ween, t-rex, richard "groove" holmes,count bass-d, dwight spitz, david bowie, pink floyd, the police, arthur alexander, roy orbison, built to spill, reuban gonzalez, hank williams,andrew byrd, gillian welch, bjork and many more............

Movies:

dr strangelove, raiders of the lost ark, love and death, best in show, waiting for guffman, ruben and ed, outlaw jose wales, big trouble in little china, lost in translation, silverado, fear of a black hat, pink panther, shot in the dark, a bridge too far, immortal beloved, the last waltz, dog day afternoon, how to steal a million, the empire strikes back, shadow of the vampire, zoolander, bottle rocket, royal tennanbaums, the graduate, judge roy bean, the french connection, the man who would be king, waking ned devine, jazz on a summers day, stripes, mr mom, run ronnie run, pinnochio, the jerk, rosecrans and gildenstern are dead, zelig, monty python's meaning of life, help!, bridge on the river kwai, empire of the sun, galipoli, amalie, snatch, the big lebowski, blazing saddles, straight, no chaser and many more......

Television:

mr show, the simpsons, curb your enthusiasim, the office, nova, the twilight zone, father ted, baseball, 9 ball championships, latin soap operas, history channel and other such nonsence.

Books:

all vonnegut's work. most everything by john irving, thomas pynchon, william s. burroughs, james joyce, henry james, issac asimov, langston huges, mark twain, c.s. lewis, primo levy, james clavell, john steinbeck, hunter s. thompson, thomas hardy, alan watts, karen armstrong, oscar wilde,larry mcmurtry, dorthy parker, anais nin, j.r.r. tolkien, jeff shaara, dylan thomas and many more........

My Blog

harlots

i thought that when i changed my profile image to a picure of my beautiful baby daughter i might stop getting friend requests and emails from harlots and sluts. this of course was wishful thinking. i ...
Posted by SETH on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:23:00 PST

5 great enduring truths

1)  car alarms are still among the most useless devices in the world. 2) no one (with the exception of perhaps doctors and owners of truely beneficial and original intellectual property) rea...
Posted by SETH on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

The damp

many people think that i am a professional musician.  this is a laughable and tragic misconception. i am a landscaper by trade and, as such, i sometimes have occasion to be "rained out" (see...
Posted by SETH on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Durham, Kidman, and Douche Bag

you can't move against and armed population. that's one of the reasons why we as americans have the right to have firearms and that's why we will loose in Iraq just as we did in Vietnam.   W...
Posted by SETH on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:44:00 PST

Facts on Sweden part 3 "you're giving me the swedish taboo"

more...... 1)  Sweden has so many lakes that many of them have numbers instead of names. 2)  the word "mullet" in swedish translates to "hockey-haircut". 3) of the thousands of islands in th...
Posted by SETH on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

facts on Sweden part 2 (the quickening)

second trip to Sweden is underway six months after the first. here is what i have learned so far this time. 1)  The mighty Thor, god of thunder and once proud resident of Sweden, is now far more ...
Posted by SETH on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

send forth all legions

To do list: ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  1)      start Spanish language album under the stage name of El Guapo 2)  ...
Posted by SETH on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:26:00 PST

Valentine's special..."i used to write poetry"............

  In the crook of the arm of the tree Beneath a bed of broken limbs I endeavored there to hide a trinket in the leaves of green   Where the fencepost starling sat Overlapped in black and bla...
Posted by SETH on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST

kiss my grits, sugar.

   Everyone gets songs stuck in their heads. There is actually a medical term for this but I forget what it is&that has been lost from my mind.  Yet I can remember every detail of the ...
Posted by SETH on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST

Das Boat (part 2)

  The worlds largest archipelago lies in the waters between Sweden and Finland in the Baltic Sea. Neat huh?  You bet it is and I got to cruise through that neck of the brine while in white ...
Posted by SETH on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST