Metal,beer,naked girls,SATAN(he is all powerful), Video games,guns,horror movies,vagina,feet(girls only), any kind of chaos that starts with the words
"Nah,dude. The cops ain't gonna come over some shit like that."Girls with big buts,any kind of harcore/punk/metal that will never be "mainstream",bloody stuff,dead hookers. The dead hookers are best if in a dumpster somewhere.
And last but not least...midgets.
I'd like to meet:
Your mom,your girlfriend, or your sister.I want to slap the shit out of just about everyone else. I really just want a few good friends and some beers,that will make me happy. Oh, and a drumset from Maryland drum. And an Escalade. And mabey one of those "Real Dolls",women can be troublesome. Oh, and don't forget about the asian midget thing.
Music:
Slayer, Blood has been shed, Atreyu,As I lay dying,Inked in blood, Avenged Sevenfold,Agorifobic Nosebleed,Dystopia,The Cursed One,Dying Festus,E-Town Concreate,Eighteen Visions,Hatebreed,Sick of it All,Bad Luck 13,Pioson the Well,All Else Failed,Norma Jean,Bleeding Through,Torn Apart,Sworm of the Lotis,Pig Destroyer,As Dreams Become Nightmares,Goreguts,Deftones"(Iknow)",Throwdown,Hoods,Cander
ia,
All Out War, Sworn Enemy,Biohazard,Under Oath,Gwar,Bring it On,Stout,Megadeath,Lost Prophets,Darkness Falls,Abraham's Meat Plow,Give Up the Gohst,Thrice,CIV, Gorilla Biscuts,Anthrax,Lamb of God(I once won a "best nipple" contest against the singer at a Gwar show),Black Dahllia Murder, Himsa,Daybreak,Hatebreed,Eighteen Visions, Nora,National Product,Snot,Bloodhound Gang,Shadows Fall... I'm just looking over at the top of my CD rack.
Movies:
Any Horror movie that is rated "B" or better,any movie with a naked teenage girl, pretty much any documentory film that is of a topic of interest to me.
Television:
Christ, I LOVE the Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, I love the "cops" shows, (the redneck beatdowns are funny to me.) Any show that Comedy Centeral puts out, the History Channel, Headbanger's Ball(when it's not full of gay ass shit), Cribs(so I can get ideas on how to spend my millions),home improvement shows,documentaries.
Books:
Almost anything in print... I like books about serial killers the most.
Heroes:
Dave Lombardo(Slayer's first and returning drummer),Dennis Chambers('Cause he's GOD!!!), the Greene River Killer(he gutted 31 hookers),my little brother Johnny(stongest person alive!),Tom the creator of myspace(for being the biggest fucking tool alive),anybody that's played with Slayer, fucked a bunch of teenage girls,or killed a god damn hooker.
