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Elyse Felony

if that's what they call normal than i'd rather be insane!!

About Me

i've been through a lot of shit the past few years and i'm just starting to get back on my feet. i'm a spaz and you might see me cry but i'm tough as nails and i can handle anything you can throw at me. i just moved to utica and i live with my boyfriend m. felony, drummer and body piercer extraordinare, he's definitely cooler than you. i'm tattooed and pierced and a roller derby rookie. i'm loud. i have an obsession with neon eyeshadow, bright colors, and hello kitty. my friends are my family. i can bake something fierce. don't put it past me to find where you live and cut you while you're sleeping.

My Interests

eye shadow. bright colors. hello kitty. body modification. pin-up girls. roller derby. sex. drugs. punk rock. driving. friends (family).

I'd like to meet:

your mom. dita von teese. mike ness. max bemis.

Music:

i love me some dirty punk rock. leftover crack.choking victim.rancid.the misfits.op ivy.social distortion.horropops.mad sin.against me!.say anything.nofx.atmosphere.homesick abortions.the bronx.the casualties.cheap sex.f-minus.rot gut gutter sluts!

Movies:

Saved. Office space. Garden state. Notebook. Donnie darko. Little miss sunshine. i love watching movies...this will take entirely too much time.

Television:

Weeds. Frisky Dingo. Dexter. Californication. Aqua Teen. Home Movies. Sex and the City. Intervention. The Hills. Degrassi. Fuck you

Books:

Twilight Series. Lamb. books on addiction... i just like reading.

Heroes:

dr. earleywine (thank you). stza. dita. max bemis. matthew.