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Demented

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About Me


Made by Andrea Micheloni I'm an accountant and enjoy meeting people so don't hesitate to send a note and I'll shoot you something back. I'm never one to judge because it's not my place and what the hell do I know anyway.I ride as the Vice President's ol' lady with a motorcycle club and the sign on the door reads "If you don't know if you're welcome... You're NOT!!" I volunteer at Rottweiler Hope Rottweiler Rescue where I get to help train dogs in obedience and Schutzhund. Other than that I mind my own business and try to keep the peace. I'm basically a laid back country girl who wears lipgloss and smells nice. I own a peach tree and grow my own flowers, I do chores, deal with critters and sometimes have cattle in my yard.Overall I'm just me... your everyday ordinary Libra seeking peace, harmony and fairness with somewhat of a twisted sense of humor. I play well with others yet I also possess a "screw you" attitude given the situation [she shrugs and says whatever]***LOVE ALL, TRUST A FEW, and DO WRONG TO NONE***

My Interests

Music, Concerts, Psychology, Harley Davidson Motorcycles and their riders, Parties, Entertaining and Honest People.I have a houseful of pets that I spoil the hell out of. I've got a Rottweiler, a Pitbull and a Heinz 57 pup named Boogie who is an absolute freak.I've got 4 Cats named Slim Shady, Bumble, Wombat and Dio plus a bird who asks where the rottweiler is and Freddy Wantsta Come Out!! I've also got five tarantulas named Creep, Sly, Houdini, Dart and Charo... they're some pretty bizarre creatures.Astrology, Antiques, Tattoos, Leather, Great Danes and the people who own them, Gardening, Perennials, Roses, Perfumes and Cologne, Health and Fitness, Nutrition, Mental Health and Cognitive Behavior, Watching deer in my yard, My Dodge 4x4, Hotrods, Camaros, Nascar, Photography, Jewelry, and Harley boots ~ A girl can never have enough boots.

I'd like to meet:

The Righteous One himself, Zakk Wylde, Flea, David Spade, Jack Black, Sandra Bullock, Ron Jeremy, and Wanda Sykes. Um... Viggo Mortensen and Rod Stewart. Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen and XZibit so they could redo my home and Pimp My Ride. Just regular folk and some irregular folk. You.

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Music:

~ I like all sorts of music.... I gravitate toward talented musicians who put forth a rockin riff, do an incredible drum solo or lull me with a sexy voice. I go through phases depending on my mood or whether I'm alone driving in my truck. Sometimes I like it in your face loud as hell and other times I enjoy drifting away to a CD that I can listen to over and over and over without realizing it.I'm a Society Dwelling Mother Fucker!!! I also enjoy Stevie Ray Vaughan, Black Sabbath (Mmmmm like Sabotage), Corrosion of Conformity, AC/DC, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Megadeth, Limp Bizkit, Clutch, Johnny Lang, I'm a Judas Priest fan from way back and I'll still jam to Motley Crue, GNR, Aerosmith or old Queen cuz it reminds me of the good times!I support the new guys putting out their own stuff like DAGO and Criminal History, the Crank County Daredevils, Scum of the Earth, The Fifth Sun, Rhoades D'Ablo and CORE. I prefer the music on a CD that doesn't get air time... like all of Blind Melons shit!!I think EMINEM is brilliant and I've been known to have Christina Aguilera, Loretta Lynn, Shaun Mullins, Steve Earle, Rod Stewart, the Gorillaz or Madonna in my player at any given time so I might just surprise you.

Movies:

Hmmm movies... I don't watch many movies but I'd have to say both of the Kill Bill's.Pirates of the Caribbean because I love when an actor acts with an accent... like Brad Pitt as a gypsy [Snatch]. I like weird stuff like the Salton Sea. Val Kilmer was terribly sexy in that leather shirt. I enjoy anything by Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Cuba Gooding Jr., Walter Matthau and John Candy.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow, Dog Shows (altho I hate the politics), Do it yourself, Comedy, Mad TV, CSI, the Outdoor Network, some half hour sitcoms usually because I don't like to commit myself to sitting there for longer than a half hour. Anything Forensic.

Books:

I'm more of a magazine reader but like gardening books and reference material. I enjoy Harley Davidson history and I have a small collection of old Easyriders. Dog Training, Breeds, Schutzhund and Animal Behavior.I enjoy reference books like The Prescription for Nutritional Healing, Vitamin Health, etc. As for novel type books I do have a 1974 collection of JRR Tolkeins The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings that I won in a spelling bee in the 4th grade.

Heroes:

Page by RIGHTEOUS.......Rikki Tikki Tavi and George "Spanky" McFarland, Stevie Ray Vaughan and John Candy. I suppose if I had a favorite SuperHero that would be Underdog... anybody who relies on a little white super energy pill can't be all bad LOL.

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Posted by Demented on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST

Is that so??? Hmmmm

    The Everything Test    There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political ...
Posted by Demented on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

L & R Everybody - Rest in Peace my dear friend

The following is a blog shared by my best friend Steinie on April 1, 2006.  Sadly Tim passed away this past Sunday due to a massive heart attack.  His daily blogs were always written fr...
Posted by Demented on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST

Silly Boys Trucks are For Girls


Posted by Demented on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:32:00 PST

Photos of the Boogie Monster

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Posted by Demented on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

Many years ago an old biker named Deano told me to remember two things. He said "No matter what if you ever see a bike pulled over to the side of the road you ALWAYS pull up behind them and at least ...
Posted by Demented on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words of wisdom put to use

So we fast forward many years. The night before Easter Sunday I had been helping some friends prepare dinner for the following day. We played some cards and around midnight I headed home behind one ...
Posted by Demented on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST