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Miss Shy

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About Me


i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock, paper, scissors i always choose rock. then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
Paper Can't Win FOUND
i have a headache.
this is where i'm supposed to write clever things so people can want to be my internet friend, isn't it?
some of these people have like, thousands of myspace friends.
don't even know a thousand people.
i certainly don't like a thousand people.
there's no need to be clever here on myspace...cuz I already am in real life.
adjective best describes me: caustic
best quality: honest
worst quality: honest
i have to try not to: be rude
i have to try to: be cute
are you a pessimist or an optimist: neither, i'm funny
favorite quote: I'd rather be hated for what i am than loved for what i'm not. credited to Ian Mackaye but you and i both know someone older and wiser said it first.

My Interests



sleeping
traveling
monkeys
suki clark
fancy products that make me feel cool
reading
arguing
sequins
boys who know who gator is
crafty shit
music
my kid
candy

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Some of the music I like is good. Some of the music I like is bad. And really it doesn't matter one way or another
the descendents
otis redding
pixies
elliott smith
stevie wonder
the dwarves
james
INXS
the new amsterdams
misfits
blur
prince
magnetic fields
the streets
the commodores
the replacements
i hate cat power
and neil young makes my ears bleed
i just heard social distortion's moral threat on my way to work. It was good. reminded me of when I was a kid.

Movies:

i heart documentaries. about anything. i will also watch anything with gary oldman, robert downey, jr and johnny depp. not just because i have crushes on them. because they are amazingly talented. any tim burton or horror flick. american or japanese. or anything with kate beckinsale and megan fox - and that IS only because i have crushes on them. i will watch Twin Peaks fire walk with me any time it is on, no matter how many times I have seen it.

Television:



the home and garden network.
really.
prison shows. locked up. lock down. you get the point.

Books:

any tom robbins
geek love
memoirs of a geisha
bret easton ellis (glamorama)
cheezy kay scarpetta novels
the alchemist
nick hornby
to kill a mockingbird (on repeat)
yes, i actually like dan brown books
tons of other books i can't be bothered to think of

Heroes:



This is supposed to be an ANTI meth commercial...however, I just wish I could get my bathroom that clean. And the song is just so snappy....

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My Blog

Go ahead, start sending me hate mail....

Ok, I'm about to piss some people off. Today's subject: Overly Patriotic Rhetoric While I have family in the military (even just returning from a 2nd tour in Afghanistan), and have the utmost apprecia...
Posted by Miss Shy on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:38:00 PST

UH...KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON...SERIOUSLY

Guys, please keep your shirts on.  You look gay.  I don't mean homosexual either, I mean ridiculous.  And girls...must you post pictures of yourself in your thong?  It just m...
Posted by Miss Shy on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:39:00 PST

I didn't get that memo....

I didn't get that memo.... The one to inform me that I'm no longer cool. That I've turned into somebody's mom. That all the music on popular radio would be indie/emo and I would actually use the words...
Posted by Miss Shy on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

Class of 2006

Do you ever get the feeling you're still in High School?  I figured by 31 I'd be out.  I'm not. Is it because people never really grow up?  They graduate and cultivate careers...
Posted by Miss Shy on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

Ok - just one more rant....

When my friend in Barcelona asked me to sign up to Myspace almost 3 years ago I decided it was a fun and easy way to keep in touch with him.  I could view his pictures and read what he was u...
Posted by Miss Shy on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

COCAINE....

I can probably name 19 different reasons why coke is a lousy, disgusting past time for people with low self esteem. Instead of delving into the sheer cheezy nature of sucking something (anything) up y...
Posted by Miss Shy on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:09:00 PST

You're not interested...trust me

Hey, I appreciate the barrage of friend requests and messages from various men - it's flattering even when you're creepy.  And most of you are.  But, trust me - you aren't interested.&n...
Posted by Miss Shy on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:14:00 PST