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Herewith is the art loving, couture sporting, prose speaking,masterpiece peeping, god seeking, non-judgment passing, big stick carrying, open minded, full color spectrometer seeing, brunch eating,play-action making,light treading,toast giving, gift flinging, slow rain walking, animal petting, techno loving, awe inspired, the world sparkles with brilliance, risk taking, never embarrassed, no shame in the game, talk fly to ya but never lie to ya, perfect shoe sporting, take the pain away,forget yesterday, muse of fire- climbing the very staircase of invention type of nigga. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Yeah Im friendly but dont play the fool. Haters be advised-im adroit and will perform on that ass.

Armed with vast stores of haberdashers acumen,Im like a modern day Ulysses in a redneck version of the odyssey.Im an AsK-hole, i just like to know.Being anathatized by my limbic system I shplotz as much as possible.I love all, trust few and do wrong to none.Im a maurader, Anne Rande called me a looter.A gambler. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. .. .... .... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

near death experiences

just saying fuk it--try it. say fuk it

supplicating the gods

fishing for compliments and then acting all modest

going all around and stuff

fire starting

tearing up wal-mart

lying and then letting you find out later and then being like wasn't that weird?

acting like nothing happened the next day but we both know what happened and it was fucked up

frozen yogurt with fresh berries

monologues

making people feel uncomfortable in general

t-shirt shopping with my hos

finding hidden gems ( shopping, eating, fat girls)

runnin off at the mouth.

exothermic reactions.

I'd like to meet:

good kissers

dennis miller

phillip jhonson

amy whinehouse-british jew soul singer-gotta luv it

producers

who-ever invented diesel zaf jeans

barrack obama

picasso

roberto cavvalli

phillip seymour hoffman-what a rare talent.

buddah

einstien

kahlil gibran

my doppelganger

frank gheri

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Music:

whatever stirs the soul

Lacey and Pasha Hip Hop Sytycd
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Television:

I cant give up, although Im hopeless,I think my minds gone All I can do is get my grind on-death around the corner.

Books:

robert greene

shakespeare

og mandino

Heroes:

media gods

great communicators

master programmers

masters in their workshop

educators

family men

heart having beings with long suffering souls

My Blog

try this

i can think of nothing better,miss you. and if anybody has a problem with that they can come get this ass woopin...
Posted by koldest one on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

Open letter to lesbian girlfriend stealer

I know it's strange, but I can't get you out of my mind. I don't even know your name -- to me you are just the woman my ex first referred to as "my new project partner at work." Little did I know that...
Posted by koldest one on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

Women arent attracted to men.

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almos...
Posted by koldest one on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST