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Darren

That ain't no sock in my crotch

About Me

I ran the Dublin marathon dressed as an inbred hick.well it wasnt really the marathon lets just say i ran down the road in a wife beater and now because of me there is now a sign in the church that reads "no pants no service"

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My Interests

I like bitching about people i dont like and getting shit faced drunk and bitching about them some more. and if at all possible scoring as many sexy women as possible or making a shambles of myself trying "NEW DIRECTION"

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I'd like to meet:

The guy on seinfeld who makes that noise in between scenes!!! what a job. thats the dream. On this site i will reply to ALL MESSAGES

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Music:

Im into all types from classic beatles and zepplin, to neil young, pixies, velvet underground, the stooges depeche mode, joy division, talking heads, flaming lips, interpol, nirvana, kraftwerk, beastie boys, to new bands like humanzi, mighty steff, mainline, the things, jape, and red necks. and the one thing i hate is people who are snooty with music and people who look down der fat fucking noses at people who dont know who the most alternative band of 1971. Namely "the K man" you know who you are.

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Movies:

em the goonies, willow, the lost boys, ferris buellers day off, uncle buck, big trouble in little China, the burbs,also the best movie of all time is the original willy wonka. i love the coen bros and the farrelly bros. BIG LEBOWSKI what a movie

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Television:

Brass eye, Jam, Green Wing, Alan Partridge, The day today. anything involving Chris Morris is essential

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Books:

1984 the best book ever written, the dirt by motley crue is amazing, Mr Nice, Jaws, Party Monster, Cash by Johnnie Cash, High Fidelity,

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Heroes:

Charles Dance, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Will Ferrell, Mike Myers, MIchael Jackson, John Lennon, COLM MEANEY, Jack Nickolson, BILL MURRAY, DICK VAN DYKE

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