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About Me

I'm Laurance.
I'm anyone.
I live in a ugly. Fucked up. Nasty world.
But no matter how nasty, this is always beautiful to me.

I got a shitty job. I probably need another one.
I'm arguably retarded.
But I'm fuckin' smart.
AIM = bauereebokoho

My Interests

Hockey
Noise
Cartoons
Funnies
Trippin Face
Smack Talk
Nature
Lifestyles
Finding droids we're looking for

I'd like to meet:

Fictitious Cartoon Characters. Lots of them.
A bunch of deceased people
And Sean Avery so I can punch him right in his dumb face.

Music:

Not Coldplay
Or U2
Or ACDC

Movies:

Miracle
Snatch
Without A Paddle
Anchorman
Sin City
SLC Punk
New Zombie Movies

Television:

History Channel
Wonder Showzen
Adult Swim
Animal Planet
Twilight Zone
Boomerang
National Geographic

Books:

Douglas Adams
George Orwell
Kurt Vonnegut
David Foster Wallace
E.R. Frank
David Sedaris
Larry Sloman
JD Salinger
John Harding
Hunter S Thompson
Chuck Klosterman

Heroes:

Mike Eruzione
Captain America
Lunchbox

My Blog

Friday...as told by Dylan

Hey happy birthday ken said.0to which kara laughed whole-heartedly. When ken handed the phone to john stitch jumped at the oppertunity. He reached out and grabbed the phone. After babling for several ...
Posted by Laurance on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST