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About Me

I'm 22. My YouTube user name is ONCEYOUGOATEE. Usually I spend my time riding around the sky on an iron horse with bat wings and shooting lasers out of my face and hands. Also I behead pedestrians with my haunted battle axe and pilliage women and loot to take back to my space castle and browse through at my convenience. I have a staff of four hundred robots who do my bidding. They are programmed to be evil kill bots but I am so scary they follow my orders because they are afraid of getting their asses kicked. I own two hundred billion acres of land in the middle of Texas and I throw parties with my cool friends (not you) so big it's still crowded. Three islands in the south Pacific have natives who believe me to be a diety, and ritually sacrifice virgins by throwing them into a fiery lava cave in the middle of a mountain they have carved into the shape of my face. my sperm is so potent I empregnate women I walk past, and I am so strong that I had to have a titanium toilette installed because I kept blasting holes through my floor. If you are nice to me now, your deaths will be quick and painless in my new world order. Or will they?
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My Blog

Moral Poverty Cost Blacks in New Orleans

Hoo boy, I'll bet this guy isn't popular. This is an article written by a black conservative. He says things that no white guy could ever get away with. I'm reserving my own opinion on this article so...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:45:00 GMT

M.B.S.A.L.

Well, as some of you know, my weekend was fraught with peril. Lots of crazy ass shit happened. Jail was involved. As was lots of booztastic hijinks. I figured it was about time for another episode of:...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:30:00 GMT

What is right with the world?

Right, so peoples, it was about lunchtime that something blew my mind. Seriously, this event stopped me on the sidewalk, unzipped my skull, and dished out some tasty and skillfull deep throat for my b...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 13:07:00 GMT

Bob's back, and more links

STOP! It's bliggin time! The Notorious B.O.B. is back on the G105 Showgram. Thank you sweet mercifull array of Catholic Saints. Finally my god sent morning radio buddy is back, and with stories from t...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:39:00 GMT

follow these links before I cut myself

As some of you pople may or may not know, I possess boundless wisdom. As it happens I was mulling over the events of my week and stumbled upon a mental gem of such significance that I stopped what I w...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 19:02:00 GMT

mad cool shiznit in da heezy

Yeah actually not any cool shit at all. not even a real blog, so eat it suckers. Actually I am just testing to see if I can post some of the links I've been finding as of late because my woman just do...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:03:00 GMT

What's your sign?

What is the deal with "signs"? Astrology or whatever? Do people really believe in this mumbo jumbo, or is it more like the news? Hey I'll watch it, but I don't believe it's true. Apparently I'm an Ar...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:41:00 GMT

The lucky "little men" in army uniforms.

Well I've been atempting to learn the ins and outs of this site. I found the feature where you can search for people who graduated from your high school on any given year. So I went a'browsin for peop...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:29:00 GMT

I've come to the dark side.

So after years of technological procrastination, I've finally joined the axis of evil that is MySpace. Which means my non existant social life will have yet another crippling internet addiction to com...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:08:00 GMT

I am here for Friends