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I am here for Friends

About Me

"I'm a crook?! You come into my house, with your fine print and addendums, and try to con me out of my dough! Jeez! I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers, and gunsels, but you bankers... are scary."....

My Interests

Bimbos.

I'd like to meet:

"I have never been so insulted in all my life!

Wait, you're young yet."

Music:

A Gun Called Tension, Amanda Palmer, Anna Becker and The Wedding Rings, Asia, Atom and His Package, At The Drive-In, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Bitch Bitch Bitch (slapped down), Bjork, Blink-182, Blondie, The Blood Brothers, Blue Birds & Bright Lights, Bo Redd, Botch, The Bronx, Burn (incinerated), The Cardigans, Celebration, The Chariot, The Clash, The Colemans, The Cootees, The Cure, Cursive, David Bowie, Death From Above 1979, Doctor (deceased), The Donnas, Dr. Dog, The Dresden Dolls, Europe, Fred and The Savages, Fugazi, Gasoline Heart, Green Day, Harry Gore, Headphones, Head Wound City, Hole, Jewel, Johnny Cash, The Kick, Kill Hands, La Mierda (flushed), Led Zeppelin, Luti-Kriss, Man Alive, Man Man, The Mars Volta, Mates Of State, Matt and Kim, Mercury Radio Theater, mewithoutYou, Modest Mouse, The Murder City Devils, MxPx, Neon Blonde, The Nig (Layin' Low), Nirvana, Norma Jean, The Old Prospector, One*21, The Operation, Outkast, Pedro The Lion, Phantom Planet, Piebald, The Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Quasi, Rainer Maria, Rancid, Randy Newman, Red and Gold, Refused, Regina Spektor, Run DMC, Rush, Say Anything, Seven Twins (Done), Shoplifting, Sinking Steps... Rising Eyes, Sleater-Kinney, Soiled Doves, Squad 5-0, The Starlight Mints, Stray Cats, The Strokes, These Arms Are Snakes, Third Eye Blind, Thursday, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Veronica, The Wiitala Brothers, Wolf Parade, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Widows, Zao, Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer

Movies:

Almost Famous, Anchorman, Anger Management, Badder Santa, Bad News Bears, Bananas, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Best in Show, Big Daddy, Black Sheep, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Break-Up, Bring It On, Canadian Bacon, Can't Hardly Wait, Detroit Rock City, Dodgeball, The Dresden Dolls- Paradise, Drowning Mona, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, Empire Records, Evolution, Forrest Gump, Garden State, Grindhouse, Hannibal, Happy Gilmore, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Jack, Joe Dirt, Josie and the Pussycats, Jumanji, Kicking and Screaming, Kill Bill Vol. I, Kill Bill Vol. II, Knocked Up, Liar Liar, Made, Malibu's Most Wanted, Man Of The Year, Mean Girls, Meet the Parents, The Murder City Devils- Final Show: Halloween 2001, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Old School, Orange County, Pearl Jam- Touring Band 2000, Pootie Tang, Ratatouille, Reign Over Me, Ron White- They Call Me "Tater Salad", Rushmore, Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic, School of Rock, Sin City, Scoop, Spaceballs, Strange Brew, Stranger Than Fiction, Sugar & Spice, That Thing You Do, The Good Girl, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Secretary, The Silence of the Lambs, The Terminal, This is Spinal Tap, Tommy Boy, UHF, Waiting for Guffman, Wedding Crashers, You Me & Dupree, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander

Television:

30 Rock, ALF, Angel, Arrested Developement, Becker, Boston Legal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Drew Carey Show, Extras, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Greg the Bunny, How I Met Your Mother, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Little Britian, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Reno 911, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Sledge Hammer, South Park, Strangers With Candy, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Undeclared, The Upright Citizens Brigade

Books:

i don't usually read.

Heroes:

Sleater-Kinney and These Arms Are Snakes.