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About Me

Straight up Epicurean Philistine
Blasts from Comments Past:
a semi-random assortment of insightful commentary.
Jul 25, 2004
"its like you get to san fran and become an ass."
-Yesenia
Sep 9, 2004
"Z what up? I heard your holding it down in san fran. Hopefully your not going behind people and grabbing there face and making them fall to the ground. good ol days good ol days."
-Gavin
Sep 14, 2004
"Yo Yo Yo... what's goin on BIG Z. Still hangin out with that hot ass blonde chick you met at the kick back? Man, I can't believe you got at her man she is gorgeous. Anyways, enough sounding like a pervert. Just wanted to call you on that. Later :P"
-Matt Weiss (this was a complete lie)
May 30, 2005
"I miss you doing high kicks and toe touches."
-Allison
Aug 26, 2005
"Zavier quote number one: "See yourself die bitch!""
-Deli
Nov 16, 2005
"what up Z...remember when you biffed on matt's grandmas scoot...haha..good shit"
-Gavin
Feb 22, 2006
"dang you Zavier, dang you to heck."
-Kristen
Mar 1, 2006
"you
don't
spell
your
name
with
an
x."
-Maureen Byers
May 28, 2006
"zavier, i don't recall ever having a normal conversation with you. i don't think that's due [to] warehouse flashbacks."
-Regina

My Interests

- Everything. If you're into it, I am too or at least interested

- Travelling
- Accents
- A good story
- Language
- Solipsism
- Free stuff
- Art
- Science
- Random, hilarious shit
- Philosophy
- The Future
- Reality TV (There are some things that you just can't make up)
- Astronomy/Cosmology

I'd like to meet:

-Open-Minded, positive people who can carry on an interesting conversation about absolutely nothing at all
-People who aren't easily offended
-Anyone who uses the words "shall" and "indeed" in casual conversations
-Quotable Bums
-Televangelists
-Shau-Lin Monks
-Beatnicks
-Sherpas
-Ballerinas
-Shiks
-Alchemists.
-Mimes
-Brilliant Hermits
-Clowns in need of a shoulder to cry on
-Marine Botanists
-Iconoclasts and Demagogues
-Fruit of the Loom Inspector Number 37
-Katana Blacksmiths
-Exorcists
-Seraphims
-Court Jesters (i.e. high profile lawyers)
-Dieties of forgotten religions
-Ventriloquists
-People under the stairs
-A force to be reckoned with
-Insurgents
-Gaia
-Prophets
-Yuppies
-The power behind the throne ( of any country)
-Cannibals
-Anyone else who shares a flagrant distaste for Marmite
-Freemasons
-Someone who has signed their bodies over to the "Universe Within Exhibit", just so I can say "hey, I knew that guy" as people gaze at their lifeless plasticized remains
-Self proclaimed geniuses
-2008 Presidental canidates
-Anglo-Asian Americans
-Brazilians
-Atheist Creationits. (I rest my case)
-The next leader of the Soviet Union
-Rogue Scientists
-Witch Doctors
-Swiss Guards
-Anyone else who agrees that Vatican City is the largest closet on earth.
-The (next?/ an?) antichrist
-The first desperate sucker in history to drink beer or eat cheese
-Defectors
-Ex-Patriots
-Intellectuals with a capacity for humor
-My Approxamite Soulmates
-Monita Rajpal
-15 minutes-of-famers
-Designer Drug Designers
-Rush Limbaugh
-UN Employees
-Strategic Geniuses
-Anyone who can build a Von Neumann machine
-Fellow Globetrotters
-Worldy Industrial Designers
-Those with tastes in music vastly superior to my own
-God-Send Conspirators
-Acrobats and Trapeze Artists
-11000 Year Old Warrior Spirits from the Lost City of Atlantis
-People from countries you never hear about. Like Djibouti
-Ex-KGB Super Spies and Psi Ops
-Artsy Metrosexuals and others who flirt with the boundaries of standard gender roles
-The unsung heroes of the American waste management Infrastructure
-Impassioned individuals
-Contemporary philosophers
-Metaphysicists
-God? In whatever form(s) that may be. Metaphorical or Physical. If possible.
-Paragliders
-David Blayne
-Metalurgists
-Weapon Designers
-Mercenaries of the most villainous distinction
-Jewelers
-Proud noblity of obscure monarchies
-A Mongoose
-Steve Erwin (R.I.P)
-Discovery Channel voice-over actors
-The movie preview voice: "THIS SUMMER, GET READY TO BE AMAZED..." you know the one I mean
-Genetically engineered super-humans
-Recipients of frontal lobe lobotomies
-Religious Fanatics
-Pat Robertson
-People of Banana Republics
-People with the utterly titanic willpower and unfailingly lucid presence of mind necessary to ruthlessly sever one of their own inoperable limbs with a fragment of razor sharp animal bone in order to avoid perishing alone and un-remembered on the rocky face of some remote and inhospitable desert outcroping
-Plane-Talkers and the similar Train or Bus-Talkers
-Autistic Savants
-ANN COULTER!!!
-Futurists
-Post-Humans
-The (current) Dali Lama
-Jazz Muscians
-Vulcanologists
-Hips that don't Lie
-The Inventor of the Hot-Pocket
-Bjork
-Currency Designers
-The equine-mounted waiters of Undersea Starbucks

-And this girl:

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If you fit any of these descriptions, please, friend me.

Music:

It changes a lot. I get bored with music pretty fast. I have this habit of listening to the same stuff for days straight until I get sick of it. And then I move on.

In no particular order. I can't even say that these are my favorites. I love everything for a couple of weeks.

- Dredge
- Circa Survive
- Anberlin
- Mae
- Emery
- Coheed & Cambria
- Coldplay
- Keane
- Alex is on Fire
- Motion City Soundtrack
- Maroon 5
- Fallout Boy
- AFI
- The Mars Volta
- Brazil
- Juliana Theory
- The Ataris
- Alex is on Fire
- Thievery Corporation
- Koop
- Nicola Conte
- Frederico Aubele - Buddah Bar compilations
- Make Amends
- You get the idea. In between those lines, there's some Classic R&B, Hip-hop, and some classical too.

Movies:

I like all movies in general. Even the extremely bad ones. Their utter crapiness makes them hilarious. I like classic Sci-fi flicks, Comedies, Dramas, Whatever. I have reservations about horror films, though. They just get me pissed off at the characters. If I hear "let's split up", I'm out of there and watching something else.
In no particular order:
- Fightclub
- Pulp Fiction
- Blade Runner
- Aliens
- The Princess Bride (Don't even start)
- Donnie Darko
- The Original Star Wars Trilogy
- The Matrix
- Gladiator
- City of God
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and The Holy Grail
- Beetlejuice
- Snatch
- Sin City
- Zoolander
- Forest Gump
- American Psycho
- The Abyss
- The Arival
- Akira
- Gremlins
- Short Circuit
- Cool World
- The Crow
- Minority Report
- The Craft
- Interview with a Vampire
- Blade
- Phenomenon
- Waterboy
- All that is Austin Powers
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Vanilla Sky
- Cable Guy
- Terminator 2
- The Fifth Element
- Stargate
- Dark City
- Seven
- Garden State
- Enemy at the Gates
- Batman Begins
- Waking Life
- Logan's Run. Oh, yeah...
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Television:

TV is mostly just a background activity for me, like having the radio on. Unless it's :

- Dave Chappell
- The History, Discovery and Science Channel. That's right, you heard me.
- Cnn International
- Fox News Channel.
HAHAHAHAhaha...haha...ha...uhhh.... *shakes head*
- The OC. yes

Books:

Getting books pulished is too hard, so I haven't written any...yet

- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- 1984
- Life of Pi
- I, Robot
- I read a lot of fantasy when I was younger:
-- The Lord of the Rings
-- The Icewind Dale Trilogy
-- The Dark Elf Trilogy
-- There really are too much to list them all, so I won't
- The History of the Human Race
- A Demon Haunted World
- Guns, Germs and Steel

Heroes:

The first guy to drink beer or eat cheese. What a brave individual.

My Blog

Thought of July, 21 2005

Could someone please explain to me the physics involed in getting pubic hair onto a urinal. How the fuck is that possible?  I just got out of a movie, decided to hit the men's room and, behold, ...
Posted by Zavier" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thought of June 29th, 2005

Getting a job in retail is the fastest way to develop a brooding hatred for humanity.   
Posted by Zavier" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST