I most recently have began talking like a filthy pirate. I like to eat nuts. Adam Corolla makes me giggle. I bruise when you look at me. Double spacing after periods is SO twenty years ago. Invite me to Naan and Curry and I probably will say yes. I'm also madly in love with my friends from San Francisco...
Click here and look at my webpage. Do it. Now.
"The only people who should be allowed to be emo are starving Africans and maybe some oppressed Chinese kids or something. Now those fuckers actually have something to be sad about." ~gasucks
"I do have some bad news for you... If you hold to the standards that I believe you do, you will never be happy with your level of success. You will always be looking for the next big thing. Sorry! There is only one time when the quest is over and that is when you are... well... dead. Not sure that is all that much to look forward to?" ~George Hopkins, to us Cadets...
Also: (everchanging...)
*I'm a tomboy.
*I'm a bit over-rated.
*That joke was better than you acted!
*I "ended up" in California because I chose to.
*Sometimes I fall off the face of the planet anywhere from days to years at a time. Don't take it personally.
*People tend to become mildly obsessed over me. Don't worry, it passes after a few weeks when they find out I'm kind of boring.
Threats that come in Threes
(From: Dave)
