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Dominic

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About Me

I wanna be the guy that wins the lotto so i can buy the most kick ass teepee ever. Seriously i would live out in the middle of nowhere in this huge teepee that would also have two guest bedrooms, a grotto, full court basketball and of course a batting cage. In other news I strike fear into the moronic and otherwise dimwitted. Before I die there are a few things left in life I want to accomplish. The first is to conquer France and in a bid to act even more snobbish than them, give it back because it smells like bad cheese and besides I like California wines better. Secondly, I would like to help Mike Tyson find that kinder cuddlier inner Mike that the world found adorable back in 86. Lastly, Grace Park and jello cuz thats just a good time.

My Interests

I am only interested in stopping alex trebek and his nefarious schemes. If you read nostradamus you will discover that in the year 2017, alex trebek will become self aware and start a nuclear war that almost wipes out mankind. Or i could have misread it and its when a psp becomes self aware. But first i must find this chick because strangely enough i think we would live happily ever after...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Color me Badd, NKOTB you know some really classic shitty stuffDownload Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com

Television:

West Wing...Its like porn for political junkies The History Channel...Its like porn for history junkies Any channel with poker...Cuz again its like porn for degenerate gamblers And porn cuz its like porn

Books:

Doonesbury The Boondocks Calvin and Hobbes the collected works of shakespeare that is a great source of strength guidance and support...for my table, it keeps it level ok bitches. amish porn for dummies conquering the world in ten easy steps using nothing but duct tape and blaming the druids

My Blog

future career plans

I worry about the President. In just little over a year he will be without a job and the bar for what former presidents do after their political career has been set pretty high recently by Jimmy Cart...
Posted by Dominic on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

I realize that things change and adapt to new realities that exist and the mediums that influence them but you have to be fucking kidding me. It was bad enough when arnold announced he was running fo...
Posted by Dominic on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

its the end of the world as we know it....and i feel fine.

who knew the tragedy that would ensue. Fire rained down from the sky and the sea swallowed whole cities and chaos ensued. who knew that darkness would blot out the sun and that the rivers would turn...
Posted by Dominic on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST

Learn to play like jerry garcia the hard way...

We can rejoice at last. The long national nightmare is over. This has become the greatest liberation of Paris since world war 2 except back then it was from the nazis and atrocities committed and no...
Posted by Dominic on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST

THE sports leader....

I turned on the tv this morning to watch espn and just veg out but strangely enough nothing was on. I double checked to make sure i had the right channel and when I found that it was I turned to the ...
Posted by Dominic on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST

you got what locked up?

Sometimes its the littlest things that can just focus everything into that clearest of thoughts. I hear sirens going off and lately it hasn't even been uncommon to hear gunshots and of course the eve...
Posted by Dominic on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

pay per view special

as much as I would have loved to been asleep by now apparently global warming is not a hoax and appears to be localized in my freakin room. I could really go for one of them melting icecaps if only t...
Posted by Dominic on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST

garage sale...

Everyone has a bunch of crap that they just don't need anymore. Its your collection of garbage pail kids, an autographed photo of vanilla ice, maybe even that old rubik's cube that your painted one c...
Posted by Dominic on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

you betta recognize...

I guess you know your getting old when you start having those wonder year moments. Little events happen that all of a sudden seem to have a soundtrack and for whatever reason daniel stern is the narr...
Posted by Dominic on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Its the end of the world as we know it....

There are a few things in life you don't want to be, the old dude in the club(like the mexican jon lovitz seen at powerhouse last night) the guy using a pisser when some dude in the next stall over is...
Posted by Dominic on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST