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william

ME - a story of love, determination, and squirrels

About Me

tall,lanky, skinny, brown hair, half dutch, half english, mad, likes squirrels, hate walking but do it alot, long toes, big feet, stupid, not the sharpest knife in the draw, have no common sense, speak french, likes travelling, likes doing absolute jackshit, waste of time - these are some of the few things that people call me im sure you can add some morre

My Interests

stuff

I'd like to meet:

Flea, harry potter so i can punch him, a dodo, jimi hendrix, a person that could give me special powers like making starbucks coffee without having to pay extortionate prices and anyone that thinks im not that retarded

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers are gods, other kick ass artists and songs would be: pixies, lost prophets, pink floyd, blink 182, kings of leon mars volta, brand new, muse, hell is for heroes, queen, led zeppelin, taking back sunday, velvet underground, the who, sugarcult, queens of the stone age, the doors, funeral for a friend, the datsuns, yeah yeah yeahs, kraftwerk classic punk such as the sex pistols, buzzcocks, stranglers . in a nut shell i listen to progrockskapunkemocorerapmetal !

Movies:

pulp fiction, lord of the g-strings is a personal favorite, resevoir dogs, flash gordon in madness, i watched this film call dreamcathcer its really scary because these worms come out of your ass, and eat other people, their mouths look like vaginas with teeth. still i cannot understand donnie darko. the day after tommorow is really funny, i wanna see shrek 2.

Television:

tv is bolocks at the moment big brother can kiss my ass and i really miss friends, i havent got sky so im deprived

Books:

the last book i read was anthony kiedis's biography, where he fuct girls, did drigs, then fuct some more girls and did alot more drugs, then went to rehab,,,, fuct more girls and did more drugs, then went to to rehab and in there somewhere he mentions his band called the red hot chili peppers

Heroes:

the man who was busking in london with a trafic cone, and flea