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Kel-A

When crazy knocks, don't open the door

About Me

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How many keys are on your keychain? too many, I'm a crazy key lady
What curse word do you use the most?
Do any of your friends have children? Yes a couple of them. They even trust me with said kids!
If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy? My freedom
Has anyone ever called you lazy? Yes, but then I killed them.
Has anyone told you a secret this week? I only told a few people and one major media outlet
How many suitcases do you own? Enough to get me the hell out of here
Have you ever participated in a protest? No, I don't really have many opinions
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Are you kidding? People talk about me to my face. I just take it like a bitch.
Have you ever dated one of your best friends? Only Cathy. (Kidding all you conspiracy theorists.)
Did you watch cartoons as a child? Of course. Where else would I have learned that Gem is truly outrageous?
How big is your local mall? The most local mall is scary, I wouldn't shop there much less find out the square footage.
How many siblings do you have? One and that's plenty.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? Yeah daddy! Orange berry blitz you suckers!
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt? At Tony's over four martinis.
Do you own any band t-shirts? Yeah, but you've never heard of the bands.
What is your favorite candle scent? Unscented.
Have you ever eaten snow? Once I flew off a sled and did a face plant. I imagine I got a mouthful.
Do you read for fun? Not recently. School sucks.
Can you speak any languages other than English? No. Well, Spanish, Italian, French and just a touch of German. But otherwise, no.
Where is your cell phone? You don't want to know.
Are your parents divorced? No, they're together for 32 years and they've been in love for at least the past ten.
Which do you make: wishes or plans? I try to spread out the love.
Are you always trying to learn new things? No. I try stay as ignorant as I am today.
What messenger programs do you have? Google. I think that's all.
Do you shower on a daily basis If you could smell me, you wouldn't need to ask that.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Always. I've pierced the hell out of myself.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? I believe I should always have someone paying for me.
Can you skip rocks? I have a couple of times, but I was drunk so I think it was a fluke.
Who was your favorite teacher? The ones that thought I had potential. Suckers.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? I've dated people out of my league. Does that count?
What is the weather like? Drizzly and sucky.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex? Possesiveness.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? No, I really dislike ugly people
When was the last time you slept on the floor? Never!
Has anyone ever called you spoiled? Not to my face.
What is your mothers hometown? Milwaukee. You're the first person I've ever told that to.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 8. No less.
Do you eat breakfast daily? No. It makes me sick.
What was the last thing to scare you?
Are your days full and fast-paced? I try to avoid any kind of speed.
Were you a "planned" child? Well, they never tried to get rid of me, so they weren't exactly upset about it.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? The big 6-3!
How much is gas where you live right now? Over $2 but under $3. I think.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Now. Nat rilly,
Who is your bank account with? Just me. I'm not sharing my benji's with anyone!
If you had ONE wish, what would you wish for? To get paid to surf MySpace.
. Do you believe in life on other planets? I believe in miracles
Can others make you cry easily? I cry constantly. Three or four times a day.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I do pretty well with any kind of sex.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? A six-month-old angel.
How did your parents pick your name? It's my grandma's maiden name. I'm glad her maiden name wasn't Leutermann.
Do you like mustard? Not as much as ketchup with rocks.
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? You deserve this.
Would you ever sky dive? The day I wish to die is the day I will sky dive.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? R2D2
Can you crack your knuckles? I heard it gives you arthritis
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant? I think it already happened and this survey is out of date.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? Sure. I also enjoy scrapbooking, taking naps with my kitten and ponies.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? Well, I work hard to look this good.
What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
What celebrities have you been compared to? See below.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Especially when I cancel plans to get the call.
What books, if any, have made you cry? Well, I was so depressed after She's Come Undone, I not only cried, I nearly took a butter knife to my wrist.
Have you ever cried in public? If you were crying 4 or 5 times a day, it's hard to avoid that sometimes.
What is your favorite Christmas/winter movie? Christmas vacation. It's based on my family.
Have you memorized your Social Security Number? Yes, but I'm not giving it to you. I know how identity fraud works.
Did you vote in the last election?
Whats your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I don't know what that means.
Do you enjoy driving? I enjoying getting places, so it's the price I pay.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat Never. Those animals died for me. I owe them reverence, not guilt.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Sean.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? Hell yeah!
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Ever order anything from an infomercial? Proactiv, The Love Collection, my new 5 in 1 George Foreman Grill
Do you regularly watch the news? No way. I'm depressed enough as it is.
Have you ever been to South America or Africa? Middle East. Is that part of Africa or Asia?
Ever have a near death experience? No thankfully.
What makeup do you wear on a daily basis? Pancake, powder, concealer, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, blusher, lip liner and lipstick. Usually.
When was the last time someone hit on you?
What is your biggest regret? Starting this survey.
Can you whistle? No
What movies do you know every line to? If I like a movie, I usually sit down and memorize it.
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My Interests

Acting and theatre in general, dancing, singing (even though I'm not great at it), working out (I don't enjoy this, but I do it a lot, so it's on the list), board games, going to movies, reading. I love the Beatles, Gene Kelly and Drew Barrymore. I like to see my friends and I love my god-daughter, Vivian.

I'd like to meet:

People that I used to know and have lost over the years! And also the person who invented Kraft Dinner, Jesse L. Martin and Barack Obama (oh wait, I already met him.)

Music:

Barenaked Ladies, Beatles, Billy Joel, Jamiroquai, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding, Barry Manilow, Prince, Duran Duran, Elton John, Musicals, Madonna, Wyclef Jean, Kelly Clarkson, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Scissor Sisters, Neil Diamond, the Weepies, the Killers, Bob Dylan and many more

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, James Bond, Overboard, School of Rock, Wedding Singer, Breakfast Club, Xanadu, Moonstruck, Maid in Manhattan, Sixth Sense, Princess Diaries, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Lord of the Rings (all three), Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, 2001, Rent, Singin' in the Rain, Jumanji, On the Town, lots of others I can't think of...

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, CSI, Law & Order, House, Mile High, Project Runway, UGLY BETTY, Best Week Ever, Gray's Anatomy, I Love the 80's, Sweet 16, Queer Eye, Extreme Home Makeover, America's Funniest Home Videos, Desperate Housewives and pretty much if I sit down to watch TV, I can find something to watch.

Books:

The Robber Bride, Handmaid's Tale, all of Salinger, Marian Keyes, Secret Life of Bees, DaVinci Code, Rule of Four, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King's short stories, Great Expectations, The Killer Angels, Out of the Silent Planet, Year of Magical Thinking, David Sedaris, but mostly I read school books. Yuck.

Heroes:

Barack Obama, Johnny Depp, Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, Kofi Annan, Daniel Craig, my brother

My Blog

Some thoughts for today

Hey folks,  Just a couple of cool things to mention.  First, in case you haven't already noticed that my display pic is different, it is.  No longer can you see my holiday hot pants hu...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

My Thoughts About the United Nations

There is something very intimidating about the United Nations.  I had this erroneous idea that it was a place where the most brilliant minds in the world converge to pat each other on the back an...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

My tarot card...thanks Benny!

http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/chinese/3.jpg">>You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it repres...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Really Big News!

The McRib is back at McDonald's. Does anyone eat this thing?  Why does McDonald's act like it's the Shamrock Shake or something?
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

007...I don't get the objections

Daniel Craig looks yummy in the trailers for the new James Bond movie.  Why's everyone hating on him? Please, no yelling at me for not understanding properly the legacy of James Bond....
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

Maybe I'm jumping the gun

It's too early for Christmas.  It's not even November yet!  I know, but I just can't help being so excited! So I'm going to just embrace it. 
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

What are your favorite holiday songs?

It's nearly Christmas everyone and I'm not just saying that so you'll buy me presents (hot pink iPod nano if you're asking.)  I'm saying it because if you know me even a little bit, you know that...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

An ode to assholes

Rather than completely lose faith in humanity and actually begin believing that 99.9% of people are assholes, I'm going to vent my frustrations about the few assholes I've met recently and try to let ...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST

Fall Round-up

It's Frye Boots weather everyone!  Yippee!!! I have mine on today which can only mean one thing...fall has fallen.  It's my favorite season...I think it's lots of people's favorite.  An...
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

Making my blue eyes blue

It's still raining!!!  Is this some kind of joke?  I love rain, I love thunderstorms, I love stormy weather.  But this is nuts.  It's been raining for weeks or months or something....
Posted by Invisible Kelly on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST