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Abbelhoff

I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my baby hump. My hump, my hump, my lovely baby h

About Me


Abigail Trabue here. I dodge bullets. It's what I do. It's how I roll. In some circles I'm known as Abigail, Abby, A-Tru or Tatties Sanchez Ferguson - most circles know me as the founder of the aught six high five.
This year I'm trying this thing called Motherhood. You ask yourself who would be crazy enough to knock up this biznitch, but I tell you it's true and he's fantastical. He is my Mr. Darcy...jealous? I would be. It is nice to finally not be with a loser! Girls, can I get an "amen" UPDATE: I had the baby. He's been birthed and he rocks! Jackson Edward Epperson was born August 31st, 2007 and weighed in at 9Lbs 10oz and was 22 3/4" - I for realz love him!
...And in case you didn't know - I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm famous for the slang "Yeh Mom's San Diego"...if you don't know what it means you haven't lived. In the words of James Lipton all my slang is "Scrumtralescent"
I'm learning something new everyday. 2007 has certainly been the year of change. It'sa very nice. In my mind I'm a rockstar. Zing! In reality I'm a poor ass mofo. Waaaahhh, Waaaaahhhh. I love pizza. I love lamp. I love ballet. I love Bop-It. And I REAL LOVE COCKBOTS...sss
Will Ferrell, David Hasselhoff, and Chuck Norris rawk my soxs!

My Interests


You are THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. You are classy
and dark at the same time. Your glitz and
glam bring an awestruck audience into your
gripping story. You exemplify a passion for
music and your songs, as well as the voices
that sing them, are beyond compare.Your songs include "Think of Me,"
"All I Ask of You," and "Music
of the Night."

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I'd like to meet:

Robert Goulet

Music:

Death Cab for Cutie, Jimmy Eat World, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Ben Folds (Five), Keane, The Dandy Warhols, Hot Hot Heat, Billy Brag, Wilco, Billy Brag and Wilco, 10,000 Maniacs, Weezer, The Postal Service, Sarah Brightman, The Phantom of the Opera, Modest Mouse, The Decemberist, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Limbeck, The Format, Saves the Day, Elliot Smith, Jesus Christ Superstar, Fountains of Wayne, Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline, Kaiser Chiefs, Ambulance LTD, Johnny Cash, The Get up Kids, Casket Lottery, Appleseed Cast, Hopesfall, Gorillaz, Interpol, Rilo Kiley, Willie Nelson, Ella Fitzgerald, The Glen Miller Orchestra, Jane Eyre, The Last Five Years, Josh Rouse, Kelly Clarkson, Bobby Bare Jr, Koufax, Louis Armstrong, The Cranberries, Sublime, White Stripes, Urinetown, Beck, Franz Ferdinand, Billie Holiday, The Andrew Sisters, Hank Williams, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, The Bravery, The Beastie Boys, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Beethoven, Chopin, Phantom Planet, Stephen Sondheim, Damien Rice, Pedro the Lion, Elvis, Yes

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Spaceballs, Signs, The Village, Ghostbusters ( I & II), Indiana Jones and the whatever, The Producers, Anchorman, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, To Kill a Mockingbird, Batman, Batman Begins, LOTR trilogy, Harry Potter and the whatever, Pride and Prejudice (BBC), Bridget Jones' Diary, Love Actually, DCFC: Drive well, sleep carefully, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Robin Hood Men in Tights, White Christmas, The Quiet Man, On the Town, An American in Paris, Audition, Old Boy, Star Wars (IV,V,VI), Elizabeth, Finding Neverland, The Emperor's New Grove, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Mary Poppins, Hamlet (KB), Much Ado About Nothing (KB), Resevour Dogs, Sweeney Todd (Lansbury), The Money Pit, Mr. Mom, You've got Mail, Cloak and Dagger, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Being Julia, Stargate

Television:

Will and Grace, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Little Britain, The Office (BBC), The Gilmore Girls, The O.C. , Seinfeld, Project Runway, Friends, The Daily show, General Hospital, Masterpiece Theatre, Great Performances, Survivor, Scrubs

Books:

Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, The Bible, Pride and Prejudice, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Les Miserables, Sense and Sensibility, A Year of Wonders, David Copperfield, The Fountainhead, Little Women, The Little House on the Prarie series, The DaVinci Code, Devil in the White City, A crown for Elizabeth, We don't live her anymore, Bridget Jones' Diary, The Anne of Green Gables Series, The Nanny Diaries, The House of Mirth, The Age of Innocence, The Complete works of Emily Dickinson, A Christmas Carol, The Poetry of Emily and Anne Bronte, A Journal of the Plague year, We were the Mulvaney's, The Great Mortality, Anything on English History or Victorian American History, A Delusion of Satan: The story of Salem, The Secret Garden, Playing Shakespeare, Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, The Great Gatsby, The Princess Bride, 1984, The works of Edgar Allan Poe, The Grimm Brothers fairy tales, Alice in Wonderland, Alice Throught the looking glass, Emma, Mansfield Park

Heroes:

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My Blog

For Shame

I am constantly blown away by the choices actors make in this city. I know several actors who spread themselves too thin, think themselves too good for a show or leave their present show for...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

The apartment dance

Apartment People suck. People who post apartments and don't return phone calls suck.This couple that is trying to steal my Andersonville apartment suck.This whole process sucks.
Posted by Abbelhoff on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:32:00 PST

Chompers

Jack has a tooth coming in. I can't believe it. Isn't he too young for teeth...oh wait. I can't believe that he'll be 6 months old in just a matter of days. Seems like I gave birth to him years ago. :...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:04:00 PST

Giddy Up

Getting back on the horse is hard.
Posted by Abbelhoff on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

What I learned in 2007

That I was pregnantDo I really need to say anymore?Happy New Year.   
Posted by Abbelhoff on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:44:00 PST

Oh Holy...

SHIT! It's Christmas time again and I've got a real tree! I love me some holiday...weeeeeeeeee. In other news: My son has discovered his hands and refuses to take them out of his mouth. Making out wit...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:18:00 PST

Slowly, but surely, I’m coming back!

Call the president, call the papers, just call someone! I'm drinking my SECOND bottle of wine this week. Finished half a bottle on Tuesday and now am enjoying an entire bottle all to myself while the ...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

Thought For Food

It's one in the morning and sometime tonight we are going to "fall" backwards which is kind of how I feel about my professional life right now. I'm probably in a funk, but I worry it's one I may not g...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:09:00 PST

Beermula

Tonight I was cleaning up the apartment, picking up various bottles in the living room, bedroom, Jack's room, diaper bag, whatever and as I was walking to the kitchen with about 7 bottles piled up in ...
Posted by Abbelhoff on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

Michael Clayton

Best movie I've seen all year. See it!
Posted by Abbelhoff on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST