i like doing things never done before, things that will never be done again.really big trees, really small fish, and iced tea without ice.the mating habits of the banana slug (i.e. the 2nd largest, but still sexiest of the land mollusks[thanks for the correction dan]). the elderly, and the infantile.other people's brains.rockin' out[to npr]while i drive and hoping someday a stranger will rock out with me.the "local" scene.making babies cry.puddle hopping in the rain and sunning myself like a turtle on a log.making funny faces.learning to put my foot behind my head.table dancing with prositutes.adventuring, even when the adventure starts to die.thinking and worrying about the state of all kinds of things. mastering the art of the whistle.bad timing.figuring out where to move and whose doing the moving.asking too many questions, waiting for the ultimately satisfying answer.laughing at inappropriate moments.paraphrasing great thinkers.taking pictures of african kids.bad jokes, and our founding fathers. dancing, laughing, singing off key with made up words.
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someone who understands even a whisper of me, who does not think there are any limits to how excellent we can make life seem and whose hand i can hold tight while i sleep...
Just consider me the human ipod, I can sing 1,000 different songs AND fit in your pocket.
1776, Harold and Maude, Bartleby, Annie Hall, 6 String Samurai, Little Miss Sunshine, Singing in the Rain, Le Fleur Mal
night court. but really i think ive become bad at "watching" t.v....
are my favorite objects. they are the most amazing thing, little worlds under the covers. "the world must be all fucked up, when men travel first class and literature goes as freight."
my hero, zero, such a funny little hero... add one zero after any number and you multiply that number by ten. see how easy that is? add two zeros after any number and you multiply that number by one hundred. see how simple that is? place three zeros after any number and youve multiplied that number by one thousand. et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad astra,forever and ever! with zero my hero how wonderful you are!!