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About Me

guitar, bass, vox, BBQ, space, professor of meaningless information, pitbulls, pitbull recue, details, laughing my fuckin' ass off, mexcian food, soul flower, sounds, high desert dwellin', plants, stomp boxes, muscle cars, hand tools, galactic paradox, tide pools, sashimi, books and more books, black & white photography...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zappa in coffeeshop and shoot the shit about something non-music-related, Henry Rollins, Tom Waits, Hendrix, Hunter S. Thompson. George Bush so i could kick him in the junk and piss in his shoes, William S. Burroughs, Al Jourgensen, more hilarious freaks, people from SF in Vegas, Godzilla, Hong Kong Fooey,

My Blog

White People Like Being Offended by Christian Lander

To be offended is usually a ratherunpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance,cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past.  Thisis such an unpleasant experi...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:11:00 GMT

rain in the desert

one of the best things about living in the desert is when monsoon season comes in July.it radically alters the boring 115 griddler action that is happening day after day. last night there was an amazi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Control Issues

Erik thinks that people that work for the three people that are very sad are very weird and not altogether smart at all really and have conrtrol issues and suck. The Viking
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:15:00 GMT

Opinions

When someone is giving you his opinion, you should receive it with great gratitude even though it is worthless. If you don't, he will not tell you the things that he has seen and heard about you again...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Saturday Chill

It's a chill Saturday...Eddie Van Halen's b-day. dude looks like Skeletor and is rich as fuck. whatever, got some JB on the box. awesome day out. 68 clear and no wind...just like spring even though i ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:54:00 GMT

01.05.08

Eastern wind cracks my dermis...Pine needles form a flotilla on the surface of the pool. The plastic bottles in the recycling crates rattle and sometimes break loose for a jettison down Boca Chica Ave...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Ministry

So at last, the final Ministry album has been released this last Tuesday. Afterward there will be a final tour and then the bludgeoning audio trauma that was that band will go to the sonic graveyard o...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Slayer

saw Slayer at the House of Blue Vegas last night. totally fuckin' razor tight as usual. Tom Araya has the rad Grizzly Adams beard going...lot's of big knuckle dragging muthafuckas in the pit. took a c...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 19:43:00 GMT

Good Morning Stoners

Agga Agga Agga... a goose just bit my shin, no recess from The Copa. 1-adam-12 see the stoner with the Venti Latte driving his mommy's brand new beamer. Sourdough crab bowl at Ghiridelli Square...oh s...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Porksword Rebellion

Acetylene vapored turd kites hover like Mike Tyson on ludes above the Fresh Crown Trailor Park...Novato zypher through the wing window of my '94 Jetta. Dubious sturgeon soldiers swirl the ro...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:47:00 GMT