I'm re-editing this section because I realized I quoted Anchorman. People need to stop quoting it. Anyway, I hail from Capitol City, school up near Beantown, and appreciate a cool glass of lemon iced tea.
I do movies. Watch em day in, day out. I'm not Howard Hughes or anything, but it's a passion of mine. I lack Gene Shalit's mustache, Joel Siegel's lousy wit, and Roger Ebert's waistline.
I don't really have much of a reason why I joined MySpace, because it's one of those online blabs that start playing Cassie really loud in your background and you can't past all the sparkly fonts and pictures. This page is for two real reasons: (a) shits, and (b) giggles.
Friend me? Groovy.
»-(¯`v´¯)-» I recommend using this piece of shit website to make your MySpace look interesting. «-(¯`v´¯)-«
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phil
Birthday: May 12, 19-8-7
Birthplace: DC
Current Location: Massachusetts
Eye Color: I think brown. I think.
Hair Color: Black as all hell.
Height: I'm a little taller than Joe Pesci, if that's an answer
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous...no, I just like the word
Your Heritage: Siclian-Irish hybrid
The Shoes You Wore Today: Me green roos
Your Weakness: Cigarettes, avocados, and movies
Your Fears: Snakes, asparagus, and disposable razors
Your Perfect Pizza: Black olives, motherfucker
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Mile high club, don't laugh
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Recently, "cool beans"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck you, alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: The hair. Don't mess with the hair
Your Bedtime: Fuck bedtimes, patriarch
Your Most Missed Memory: Home...awwww.
Pepsi or Coke: All depends, Pepsi on tap, Coke in can
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, because of Grimace
Single or Group Dates: Single, otherwise it gets...kinky
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea (sweetened, lemon)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Is there a problem?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: La la dee fucking la
Do you Shower Daily: No joke here, yes
Have you Been in Love: Of course
Do you want to go to College: In it
Do you want to get Married: I hate kids, but sure.
Do you belive in yourself: Do you believe in life after love?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Fuck vomit.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat
Are you a Health Freak: My diet: eat anything
Do you get along with your Parents: To some degree, yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I prefer sun or snow
Do you play an Instrument: Lost my skills
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Too much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Month?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nada, you nosy fuck.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Pretty sure I haven't.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What a stupid fucking question.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: You got it
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Last month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A klepto I'm not
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Ha ha, that's a good one
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: When I was three, I lifted a roll of LifeSavers
How do you want to Die: That's morbid...not thinking about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A director
What country would you most like to Visit: Switzerland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter, as long as it's down
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I never really estimated it
Weight: Again, ditto
Best Clothing Style: No sluttage
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not sure
Number of CDs I own: I go digital
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Live without regrets.
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