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Elli<zero>t

i would rather not get crabs.

About Me

Don't say I never said much My ex GF said she is going to make my life a living hell. I play my guitar and sing. I sleep in my jeans and wear them the next day, 4 days out of the week at least. I rock harder than a van on prom night.My mouth usually tastes like wine and cigarettes. AIM = Elbo9000Click here to go to my acoustic solo page.

My Interests

Oil paints. Acoustic and electric guitars. Cooking. Recording. Writing music. Singing.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits. Musicians. Artists.Free thinkers. Someone to get drunk with. My future band =

Music:

Everything and anything. Def Jux. Sludge metal. Tom Waits. Jeff Tweedy. Mike Patton. Bill Frissel. Miles Davis. Neil Young. Ween. The Cramps, Dwarves, Valient Thorr,The Pixies. The Strokes. Dead Kennedy's. Type-O. Alice in Chains. Folk music from all cultures and ethnicities. Buckethead. Nuculear Rabbit. The Wu. STP. Mountain. Classical. Hank Williams. Delta Blues. J.P. Lenore. Skip James. Beck. Woody Guthrie. Arlo Guthrie. Jam bands. The Greatful Dead.Geat Sweaty. Banderas

Movies:

Midnight Express, Fear and Loathing, EVIL DEAD 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Life of Bryan, BRAZIL, Dr Calagari, Clockwork Orange, Bio-Dome, Jesus Christ Vampire Killer, The Life Aquatic, Naked Lunch
You are Ed Wood. You're passionate and driven when
it comes to your art. Your love of film drives
you to put everything into your work, with a
dedication that is more than admirable. The
tragedy of all this is you have no talent and
all your movies suck. Despite all this you
remain somewhat optimistic for most of your
life. You hang around a lot of delightfully
weird people, and have a penchant for angora
sweaters and wigs. You put the *underground* in
underground cinema, because that's where your
films should be buried.

Which Johnny Depp are You?

Television:

YES, way too much of itLOVE INFOMERCIALS(no lie) Also love tv weather maps that move PASSIONS !!!!!! Home Shopping Network

Books:

Huge fan of Blake, Ginsberg, Burrough's, Morrison, Bukowski, Cummings, mostly random poetry and abstract philosopyI say I read the bible so people think I am cool.

My Blog

Ballad of Stan Stove

Mr. Stan StoveWhen you Get home,you wipe your lipstik offpour a cup of cofeesuns comin upkids will be up soonputtin those fancy highheels back in your little girls roomDaddy's got a secretHe wears you...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

White Trash

So when emptying out some old apliances from my house I decided to have some fun with them. I have now vowed to go out on garbage night and do this as much as possible. ...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:58:00 PST

Morrison-esque

Do you have rosy cheeks ?Do you have baked cakes full of freedom fun?The knife is in the river.We can run baby.We can run.Does your spirit cry to you.When days turn long.Does your heart sing to you.If...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:41:00 PST

The birth of lobster

Got a bad backBecause of bad postureAn amputee with a claw not a hookCall me lobsterLed Pipe LobsterLead Pipe LobsterDon't shake his handLead Pipe LobsterLead Pipe LobsterWatch out for his lead pipe...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

Love poem

your eyes are warm oceans i could swim in them for days your lips are like pillows mine are like two sleepy lovers I...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST

Quarter til Independancing

I spend alotOn alot of cheap talkI get your driftI watch your walkI see the sun out Lets get down againI went that way ApproachableNever endDay or night I list againdates with hookers and Small talk a...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST

Elephant Talk after Ted Turner

i took off a minute like I had a life to sparei done it alli seen iti was therethey called her cinderellathey snapped her photoat the ballall that mess about a slipperit was a myth the checksthey canc...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

when all hate is gone, peace enters

Bukowski in front of his IBMThe arestian's curseNice voiceBig purseToday I had things to do Someday I would like to meet youSome things come simpleOther things take timeHangin up on yesterdayIt ain't ...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

price is poem

all the bells and whistles the price is always righti got a big wheeli aint talkin bout my bikeif she weeps softlyi have touched her heartif she sobs like dead dovesive ripped her apartshe licks me so...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

Randomness

Heart ForestI was sitting. Scribbling a tiny love note on a cocktail napkin :I found a shiny knife with secrets in your river.Tell me about the forest and the things that lie there.Give me more than o...
Posted by Elli<zero>t on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:32:00 PST