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Mat!

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About Me

I DO.. add people I know I DON'T... add random people, bands or singer-songwriters without a message first!

Mat. Woody. Woods. Mr. Wood. Woodster. Mattymoo. Mr. Moo. Mooster. I go by many names, but thank gawd there's only one of me, eh! Firstly, I love Girls Aloud (but I'm not gay), I love all things pop (see previous), I love a handful of chickflicks (ditto), I'm partial to a good night out on the town when I can, whether that be Envy in Camberley, Que Pasa, Jagz, Strawberry Moons, G-A-Y or various other venues in the local - or not so local - vicinity. It has been said that I like a drink or five - I love my cider (and have done for many a year, before it became "cool" to do so), specifically Strongbow, Magners, Westons and K Cider... am also partial to Jack Daniels & Coke and the best cocktail in the world - the Screaming Orgasm (Carbohydrate-tastic!). I've recently been introduced to a wonderful alcoholic creation known as "Ferrari Jack", consisting of a shot of JD and a shot of Amaretto. And nowt else, over ice. When in Edinburgh, drinking the above beverage meant I was referred to as "f***ing hardcore". Quite. I do like some - shall we say - more credible music (see the long list on the left), but certain artists sit uneasily next to one another in my rather large CD collection (e.g. Girls Aloud/Goldfrapp, Britney Spears/Brooke Fraser)... but variety is the spice of life an' all. I love my gadgets - Sky+ is quite possibly one of the best things ever invented, my two year old 60GB iPod is probably the best £300 I've ever spent, and my Nokia N95 is a slidy slinky telephonic wonder. I've recently splashed out and purchased my piano-black beautiful Samsung 32" LCD HD ready TV (ooooh!) so a Sky HD system is next on my hitlist. (Brace yourself, credit cards)
I've been told I have no shame, something which I would probably agree with, but a better description would probably be that I care not what people think and I is what I is - warts/Girls Aloud and all! The combination of seeing live music in a number of rather cool and cosy music venues (Ginglik, The Troubadour, Komedia) and alcohol has caused a few potential embarrassments, namely falling a-kip in front of The Storys after one too many JD's (sorry lads!), nearly burning my forehead on a candle at a Thea Gilmore gig (she did NOT play "Mainstream", I swear!) and rather unfortunately missing the support act for Sarah Slean at the Troubadour after more than taking advantage of their 2-for-1 cocktail offer. Well, you only live once eh? I caught the live music bug (a very expensive/time consuming ailment) after seeing Jewel (before her 0304 debacle) - live at the Royal Festival Hall in 2002, and joining the (at the time) official Jewel messageboard. The rest - along with a rather ill-thought out relationship - is quite literally history! Many gigs, CDs and Strongbows later, and here I am in 2007 with a rather beautiful, amazing and talented girlfriend, even if I say so myself! :) Being a singleton for umpteen months (I was beginning to lose count!), the old adage of "Someone will come along when you least expect it" was beginning to tire a little, but it would seem that it does indeed ring true! *sigh* I've met some rather fab people along the way to add to my friends and acquaintences from college and the like... some of whom I've now known for three or four years (you poor souls!), purely through a shared love of music - and at the time, spending too much time on messageboards! And to boot, I know some of this fine country's most loveliest of musicians (in my humble opinion) - you know who you are, Ms. Pallot, Ms. Wadge and Ms. Neale. Alas, I'm still not on speaking terms with Nadine Coyle, but give it time!
To close - I'm all for meeting new people, but to be honest most of the people on my - rather carefully selected - friend list on here I've at least met, most I'm good friends with - and, unlike a lot of people's "friends" on Myspace, I actually know them in real life - where you can't say "lol" to fill an awkward silence in a conversation. Yes, I've even gone so far as to remove Girls Aloud and the Veronicas from my friends list. Shocker!
So yes, this is me. I don't need no good advice, I'm already wasted.

My Interests

Music, going to gigs, Thorpe Park (Stealth: much love!), socialising with mates, cheesy pop, music TV, pink drinks, Mathmos Lava Lamps, nights out on the town, popjustice, gadgets and gizmos, fast food (so tasty but so unhealthy), frequenting Camberley and Portsmouth (two very beautiful places I hasten to add), walks in the park and walks by the coast. And Girls Aloud.


This girl is amazing :) Mwah!

I'd like to meet:


Any member of Girls Aloud apart from the ginger one (surely she's there to make up the numbers?)... Nadine was standing behind me for all of about 10 seconds at a Kelly Clarkson gig Koko in Camden in 2005, and I did actually temporarily lose the ability to speak. LGB in a non Ginglik environment. My old drama teacher, Miss Yates - and while we're there, my old geography teacher too, Miss Finnerty - happy memories (I said memories!). Kelly Clarkson (I touched her hand when I was front row at Hammersmith Apollo - I really should act 23, shouldn't I?!). Kate or Shannon from Lost. Ashley Mulheron from Sky Vegas Live - that Irish accent is to die for! Bree from Desperate Housewives, Sally Phillips, Alice from the L Word, Michelle Watt from price-drop.tv. Natalie Imbruglia would be on this list - but alas I've met her already on MTV Video Clash Live in 2002 (when MTV:UK was watchable) and she IS as gorgeous in real life as she looks *swoon*.

I love...
Seeing Becky - Girls Aloud - Mathmos Lava lamps - Romanticism - My room - Nights out on the town - The smell of rain on dry earth - sky+ - My cats - Innocent smoothies - My 32" HD Samsung LCD TV - Wetherspoons Grill Night - Being by the seaside - Text messages - Good friends - Paninis - Fillet tower burgers - Live music - School and college memories - Earl Gray tea - Chinese food - Long train journeys (that are on time!) - Toucans - Singing in the shower - Cocktails - Meerkats - Frascatis in Costa Coffee - Long chats on the phone - Trilby hats - Scottish & Irish accents - Cinnamon danishes - Trash television - Cuddling...and this view:

I hate...
Liars - Cheats - Narrowmindedness - Maybugs - Overpriced railway station food - Arrogant, womanising urban "artists" - Homophobics - Late running buses and trains - Forgetting to bring my iPod - "Stealth" breaking down - People who have Nokia Tune as their ringtone - Getting a CD home to find the clippy bits inside the case are broken - Maltesers that have dodgy honeycomb in the middle - The phrase "I gave it 110%" - Most of itv1 - Mouth ulcers - Myspace having technical problems - Kate 'Devoid of personality' Thornton - Samurai at Thorpe Park - Unreplied to myspace messages and texts - Replacement bus services - Large tattoos - Chilli - South West Trains Revenue Protection Officerslast.fm Last 10 Played:
last.fm Weekly Top Artists:


Music:

My music tastes range from the sublime to the ridiculous... first and foremost my Girls Aloud likings are well documented, but I also am more than partial to the following - artists in bold I've seen live! Oooooh!

Abra Moore - Aimee Mann - Alanis Morissette - Alisha's Attic - All Saints - Allison Moorer - Amanda Ghost - Amy Studt - Amy Wadge - Anna Neale - Ash - Ashlee Simpson - Avril Lavigne - Becky Jerams - Beth Orton - Blink 182 - Britney Spears - Brooke Fraser - Busted - Cara Dillon - The Cardigans - Carina Round - Carrie Underwood - The Carpenters - Cascada - Cathy Burton - Charlotte Hatherley - Christina Aguilera - Coldplay - The Corrs - Crowded House - Damien Rice - Dannii Minogue - David Saw - Deacon Blue - Delta Goodrem - Dido - Divine Comedy - Dixie Chicks - Eva Cassidy - Evanescence - The Feeling - Fergie - Fiona Apple - Fleetwood Mac - Frou Frou - Garbage - Gemma Hayes - Goldfrapp - Goldie Lookin' Chain - Green Day - Halo Friendles - Heather Nova - Helen Boulding - Hepburn - The Honeymoon - Hummingbird - Imogen Heap - Jack Johnson - Jason Mraz - Jem - Jessica Andrews - Jessica Riddle/Jaccobs - Jewel (Pre 0304) - John Mayer - Jonatha Brooke - Joss Stone - Kaiser Chiefs - Kasey Chambers - Kate Aumonier - Kate Bush - Kate Walsh - Kathleen Edwards - Katie Melua - Katy Rose - Keane - Kelly Clarkson - The Killers - KT Tunstall - Kylie - Lady Sovereign - Le Tigre - Lene Marlin - Leona Naess - The Like - Lillix - Lily Allen - Lisa Loeb - Liz Phair - The loveGods - Lucie Silvas - Madonna - Maria Mena - Martha Wainwright - Martina Sorbara - Melanie C - Michael Buble - Michelle Branch - Mindy Smith - Missy Higgins - Muse - Natalie Imbruglia - Nelly Furtado - Nerina Pallot - No Doubt - Norah Jones - Oh Susanna - Patty Griffin - Paula Cole - Pink - Pipettes - Polly Paulusma - Reel Big Fish - Regina Spektor - Robbie Williams - Robyn - Rosie Thomas - Rufus Wainwright - S Club 7 - Sara Evans - Sarah McLachlan - Sarah Slean - Scissor Sisters - Shakira - Shea Seger - Sheryl Crow - Sia - Siobhan Dongahy - Skye Sweetnam - Snow Patrol - Spice Girls - Stacie Orrico - Steps - The Storys - The Streets - Sugababes - Suzanne Vega - t.A.T.u. - Texas - Thea Gilmore - Tina Dico - Tori Amos - Travis - Tuuli - Vanessa Carlton - The Veronicas - Will Young - The Wreckers - Zero 7

I also like 80s-90s pop, 90s dance and the odd slice of curret chart stuff :) And Baby D "Let Me Be Your Fantasy" is the best dance track ever.

MOOSTER: THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK

Opening credits:
Lily Allen - LDN
Waking up:
Girls Aloud - Wake Me Up
Average day:
Nerina Pallot - Idaho
First date:
Nerina Pallot - Geek Love
Falling in love:
Maria Mena - You're The Only One
Love scene:
Regina Spektor - Fidelity
Fight scene:
Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me
Breaking up:
Thea Gilmore - The Things We Never Said
Getting back together:
Shakira - The One
Secret love:
Nerina Pallot - My Last Tango
Life's okay:
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway
Mental breakdown:
Fiona Apple - Window
Driving:
Garbage - When I Grow Up
Learning a lesson:
Imogen Heap - Hide & Seek
Deep thought:
Gemma Hayes - Ran For Miles
Flashback:
Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale
Partying:
Le Tigre - I'm So Excited
Happy dance:
Girls Aloud - Love Machine
Regreting:
Gemma Hayes - Let A Good Thing Go
Long night alone:
KT Tunstall - Other Side Of The World
Death scene:
Sia - Numb
Closing credits:
The Veronicas - 4Ever

Movies:

Bridget Jones Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Josie and The Pussycats
Mean Girls
Team America
Cruel Intentions
Bring It On
Amelie
Love Actually
Borat
Moulin Rouge
The Devil Wears Prada

Television:


Big Brother 8 - 30.05.07
Little Britain
Green Wing
Shooting Stars
The Office
Alan Partridge
Extras
Look Around You
Catherine Tate Show
Father Ted
Weeds
Black Adder
High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman
Brass Eye
The IT Crowd
Deal Or No Deal
Sugar Rush
Desperate Housewives
Big Brother
That Mitchell & Webb Look
The X Factor
Booze Britain
Derren Brown
Flaunt (Sky 366)
The BOX (349)
Bubble Hits (374)
smash hits! (351)
Great Big British Quiz (840)
...and various crap on Sky

Books:

Metro on the train!

Heroes:

Nerina Pallot
Xenomania
The Clangers
JD Wetherspoon
Lee and Herring
Ricky Gervais
Bridget Jones
Scatman John
Steve Coogan
The inventor of Mathmos lavalamps
The Clangers
Chris Morris

My Blog

Birthday Weekend! Chessington!

Hallo! Even though everyone seems to have FOTF (Fucked Off To Facebook"), I'm still going to blog and keep everything important on Myspakker Sunday was my 24th birthday (Thankyou muchly for my bi...
Posted by Mat on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Rufus Wainwright!11!!

Becky and I went and saw Rufus Wainwright at the Portsmouth Guildhall yesterday....(That's me on the right )We failed miserably in finding/stalking/meeting Rufus before the gig (booo, must try harder ...
Posted by Mat on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Portsmouth Randomness

Here are some random bits and bobs from Portsmouth this weekend. Ooooh! First up.......it's my new shoes! I love them so  Even though they've given me blisters cos they're new. Long overdue,...
Posted by Mat on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

May :)

I like May! Just got back from a rather nice weekend with Miss Jerams and the end of May looks like this...Thurs 24th - RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!Sun 27th - My Birthday - and a day out with Becky!Mon 28th - Fa...
Posted by Mat on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

Today

I put in a friend request to Sandi Thom to see if she'd accept me and recognise me, and leave something on my Myspacker.Alas, she didn't remember me So I deleted her straight away Methinks some more ...
Posted by Mat on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Mat = Sad

I nearly fell off my chair when I saw this during Desperate Housewives last night Time to wave goodbye to the summer in a few weeks time... ...
Posted by Mat on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

Mat's rants of the day!

Just need to get a few things off my chest, haha 1. People of Farnborough, if you are going to pay by credit/debit card at the ticket machines at Farnborough station, please stick to "your" machi...
Posted by Mat on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Oops!

Check out my last.fm Most Played this week - Lindsay Lohan at No. 1. How the flip did that happen?! 
Posted by Mat on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

The weather may be crap...

but it gives you a little time to realise things when you're stuck inside the house  We may not have won Eurovision - anything but - and as soppy as it may sound (surely you must be used to ...
Posted by Mat on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

True or False - The Results!!!11!!ONE!!

Here's the answers, kids!1. I was once scared of Pat Sharp from Fun House - TRUEStrange but true.... it was the fact that when he was interviewed once, someone asked him how you go on Fun House, he sa...
Posted by Mat on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:58:00 PST