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About Me

My guv'mint name is Tiberious, but my hoes call me Ty. There's this one bitch that calls me TyTy which is really fuckin' annoying so if you ever call me that you best have chicken or else you will get mauled.I own this one pr0n director and this chick who feeds me chicken. I think they're pretty okay. Except for the time they cut my bawlz off, but we won't talk about that. And if you bring it up, I WILL cut you.

My Interests

Mo' chicken, mo' bitches.

I'd like to meet:

Raw chicken in my bowl, and hot bitches in their underpants.

Music:

I love the sound of my hoes callin' my name.

Movies:

All of Bryan Xin's movies. I try to get in the scenes sometimes but that motherfucker always distracts me with toys. He even palmed my face one time when he was shooting stills so I couldn't get into the pictures. Asshole.

Television:

Anything on Discovery HD about carnivorous prey.

Books:

I can't read because I don't have an opposable thumb, you dumbass.

Heroes:

ME.