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jeff

i have a clock that occaisionally cooks shit!

About Me

due to popular demand, i am now re-doing the "about me section" .......stinking ex-preggos ;. neways im a laid back, funh lovin fat man from the east coast. some call me jeff, others J and my close personal friends call me "The Canadian" dum dum duuuuuum. I'm happily engaged and going to college. i work at Bloom grocery store and as you can tell i have problems capitalizing the first words in my sentences. hmmmmm i also have an unhealthy obsession with ben burnly from breaking benjamin. other than that......im a huge dork that loves transformers and ghostbusters. if you share these loves please come into contact with me so that we can discuss the wonders of the 80's ^_^peace and myspace grease,Jeff Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts

My Interests

events planning, whether it be concert, blood drive ( ive got one of those under my belt now =P) or whatever i love it all. photography is still one of my favs, going to concerts and hangin with my friends.
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I'd like to meet:

anyone really. u like coffee, spiderman, concerts, whatever hit me up. also......im a killer at duck hunt.....test my skill and u shall be destroyed. aim -antibawdy

Music:

alluvion, thursday, godsmack, linkin park, three days grace, nine cent dime, down by law, fuel, hatebreed, system of a down, green day, goldfinger, disturbed, drowning pool, the wallflowers, 311, atreyu, rob zombie, thrice, smile empty soul, pearl jam,and of course BREAKING BENJAMIN MOFOS!!
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Movies:

donnie darko, fight club, half baked, the guyver, matrix (entire series) star wars (all), lord of the rings (all) pirates of the carribbean, any adam sandler movie, the mask, the list goes on people

Television:

simpsons (homer is a god in my country....the country of.....yeah i got nothing), futurama, family guy, that 70's show

Books:

stephen king all the way baby, harry potter books.......yah i like em, anything sci fi, horror, that genre

Heroes:

my grandfather

My Blog

back to the homeland

well im back at food lion now, just gotta change that on my profile at some time. woo hoo! i get to work with my hairy matty boy again! smack my ass and call me frankie! so far so good. it gets annoyi...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:46:00 PST

It's Official

Ok well here it is, im officially putting it out on myspace so that all 2 of you who read my blog will know. I am now engaged to my g-f courtney and i am the happiest man alive. now that i have posted...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:05:00 PST

RANDY KAGAN COMMING TO FUNNY BONE!!!!

well whassa all? anything new? if so i prolly dont know but hey thts what the comment section is for so come on dooooooooown ( bob barker voice, cause its just so damn cool !!!!) well just want everyo...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:26:00 PST

next to nothing

hola to all, yah has anyone just had one of those days where u just wanna kill the closest living thing to you? just wondering, sorry about the lack of content.......just ready to kill.......^_^...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:24:00 PST

heres the clencher

ok so heres some good shit. one, went to chili cookoff and got to see chevelle and seether......omg i was nutting the entire time. chevelle is one of the greatest bands i know of by far, and seeing th...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

close my eyes.....let the whole world pass me by

mitch hedberg is dead.......life shall go on but not happily. i was very sad and am starting to question myself after having a dream where he and i were doing a standup night together and i was the op...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im doin the best i ever did.....go away

yep, pissed as a mother. dont think me, scooter and matt are getting the house anytime soon.......damnit, been fucking depressed as a bitch...dunno why, wooo hooo! bleh, i jsut need to talk to the peo...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

throw my life away

hmmm ok well i know in my last one i said i was gonna post more often, well i lied so deal with it. now as for whats been going on lately jsut a whole lotta bleh. tried to do the dating thing again, t...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whatever

ya know that feeling you get when you just dont understand the things that people do, mainly lie, straight to your face, about everything they ever told you.........yah sucks dont it. not gonna get to...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

long time no talkie

whats up fuckers!?!?!?!? yah thats right new comp, new ........shit to bitch about. ive been outta commission mainly due to the fact that our computer sucked ass for a while so we got a new one ^_^. w...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST