I live in sunny Florida where alligators eat children and the locals pridefully name their sports teams after them. They probably only eat the unwanted children.Only a couple things haven't changed. #1 I believe Moses was a highlander. That's why he killed Jesus...there can only be one. #2 I believe that bald eagle has a majestic flavor and must be like having a belly full of freedom and liberty. The ban is a government conspiracy. You eat the forbidden eagle and you know things. Just like when Eve ate the fruit she knew she had to lose some weight. God made her chubby for some reason. I expect to find out why upon eating my first of many bald eagle chitlins.I believe in aliens. They are out there hopping our interstellar border, not paying probe tax, taking our jobs, I want to probe people damnit! Never dismiss the alien factor. They wrote our history and I'm going to prove it. I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know if I'll actually do it, but I'm going to just leave it alone for now. Then you'll see.I'm filled with hate, anger and malice toward all human kind. I want to take up teaching or maybe open a daycare center so I can punch people while they're smaller than me. Take that! That's what you get for being different than me.I'd like to take this time to say, "eat shit" to my fantasy football league people. You know who you are. You're the ones eating shit. You're going down. I'm not just drafting my players, I'm kidnapping yours. "ooo how come your players are the only ones to show up this week?" Cuz I knows how to picks em. Shut up.
