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it's clay!

California Uber Alles? I'd rather have a holiday in Cambodia.

About Me

I eat when I'm hungry, I sleep when I'm tired and I will pierce you if you ask me to.

My Interests

Body piercing, anthropology, scarring, branding, tattooing, headhunting, ninjas, robot dinosaurs, candy, movies, imdb, drums, poi, books...I'm good at conversation because I know a lot about meaningless shit.

Music:

Melvins. Bad Brains. Nomeansno. Faith No More. Skeleton Key. Kodo. Clutch. Public Enemy. Black Sabbath. Sepultura. Saul Williams. Van Halen, not Van Hagar. Most Mike Patton shiznit. Deep Purple. Oingo Boingo. John Zorn. Boris. Devo. Dwarves. Santana. Big Business.

Movies:

They Live. Return of the Living Dead. Kung Fu Hustle. Repo Man. Six String Samurai. Wild at Heart. Buckaroo Banzai. The Professional. Conan the Barbarian. Blade Runner. Texas Chainsaw Massacre II. Thirteenth Warrior. Escape from New York. Baraka. Slapshot. Once were Warriors.

Television:

Deadwood. Firefly. X Files (old x files, you know, before the movie came out and everybody figured out that chris carter just made that shit up as he went along).

Books:

hunter thompson. bukowski. "geek love." anthropology books involving piercing, tattooing and the like. Steinbeck. Italo Calvino. Tom Robbins. I got a lot of books on my shelves, it gives the illusion that I know how to read.

My Blog

Californy

Leaving Philly and moving to California.That's right.Taking a job at Kari Barba's Outer Limits Tattoo and Piercing.Working in the Costa Mesa, Anaheim, Orange area.Last day at Infinite will be Septembe...
Posted by it's clay! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

Dear motherfucker.

(this is addressed to the guy who stole my bike parked on 5th st wednesday morning)Dear motherfucker,You stole my only form of transportation, I had that bike for over 8 years. I hope a cockroach craw...
Posted by it's clay! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

roothless and toothless

The best way to spend your berfday is with an adsessed toof. Spend 48 with what feels like a car alarm jackhammer going off in your jaw. Then get that fucker yanked. How do I spell relief? T-o-o-f-l-e...
Posted by it's clay! on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:26:00 PST

epitath for the sticker van

Alas, brethren, it is my sad duty to inform you that my faithful friend, confidant and transport of 8 years has gone to the great beyond...beyond affordability to repair that is. It's hard to convey ...
Posted by it's clay! on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:06:00 PST