Amanda

About Me

about me:
my name is amanda
i'm left handed
i am sarcastic
i love anything having to do with the mafia
i will listen to your problems
i will try to solve your problems
chances are i don't really care about your problems
i love kissing
i love poetry
i love music
i love art
i love star gazing
if your a good friend to me then i'll be one back :o)
i am honest
if i look at you with a face of disgust it's nothing personal it's kind of a natural expression
if i look at you & put my hand over my mouth im just trying not to throw up everywhere
if you think you look fat in that outfit you do
don't make fun of yourself and expect me not to
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things that annoy me:
the sound of a plastic bottle hitting you knee over & over again
the plastic that cd's come in ; you need a butcher knife to get into those things yet if you buy a thing of lightbulbs all it is is freakin thin ass cardboard wtf!! you think the packaging of lightbulbs would be a little harder to break then that
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people that annoy the crap outta me:
people who spit on animals for fun
people who talk like a hommie G and call it english
people who lack common sense
people who will do anything to fit in and be cool ..yeah you suck.
people who IM me just to talk dirty (go rent some porn & just talk to your damn tv)
people who wake me up without my permission like telemarketers who are fun to yell at but soo not worth moving for or guys that say yeah i'll call you later ..later how much later are we talking buddy today, tomorrow, sometime this month ..i hope you don't mean at 3 a.m. right after i pass out tho cus i will cut a bitch :p

My Interests

..like a store?

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS MY ADDICTION: http://www.murderpimp.com/signup.php?refer=2385 (i could really use the turns)

Comment ...or not.

Music:

umm..atmosphere, the ramones, msi, brother ali, single file, sage francis, my chemical romance,the matches, fall out boy, greenday (but then again who doesnt like them)... queen, a heartwell ending, the violent femmes, the cure, atreyu, coldplay & many more

Movies:

scarface , goodfellas, boondock saints , a bronx tale, eight heads in a duffel bag... anything having to do with the mafia in case you didn't get that...and anything that has pauly shore in it lol

Television:

athf, family guy, futurama, the simpsons, south park, crank yankers, king of the hill, ren and stimpy

Books:

love poetry books my favorite poet is robert frost

Heroes:

i don't believe in heroes there just people with capes

Myspace Tracker

My Blog

Banned from K-mart

Posted by Amanda on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:31:00 PST

Drink fault-finding guide

A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy a...
Posted by Amanda on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

...if you're bored

unusual facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have producedenough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 m...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

The Real Meaning Behind Personal Ad Abreviations

Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads. Perhaps wondering what type of person is behind the ad. Maybe some of you have even answered some of them. Well...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST

A true friend...

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST

horny-scopes i love being a libra >.<

HORNY-SCOPESWhat the signs are like in BED!AQUARIUSJan 21 - Feb 19Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turnsAquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST

the way to a girls <3

believe it or not it's not through her crotch.... you have to be honest tell her the truth unless ofcourse she asks you something like "do i look fat in this" in which case she doesn't and if you say ...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST

_Beer and Ice Cream Diet_

Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza!As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if ...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:13:00 PST

since being an obnoxious internet cam whore is trendy (why not help you out)

How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in five easy steps. Ever wanted to become a trashy internet cam whore, but you just don't know how? Tired of earning money for things the honest way? If ...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:03:00 PST

I am here for Friends