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The Fastest Steed on Earth

Fuck food. Unless it's pizza.

About Me

Steed says, "Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, help me, Chaka Khan."------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------------------P eople usually go "Boo-yah!" at the end of our songs.------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------Columbia, SC 2003 - Spike Spienow, Schwimon Schwithiffeth, Bwach Bwalbwerto, and Poop Stone. After some lineup changes, now a 5 piece with Trimon Triffeth playing guitars, Ston Stone playing basses, Crach Crawlcwerto on drums, Schmeyward Schmims playing guitars, and Sclatt Sclowen killing some keyboards.

"GET OUR ROCKIN ALBUM, FUCKERS"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/10/2004
Band Website: not anymore
Band Members: Foreyward Forims - guitar
Scwack "Midnight in Prussia" Swalberto - drums
Jiminy Gwiffeth - guitar
Tatt Towen XVI - keyboard
Sheriff, Apple Stone - bass
Influences: Zeppelin, duh.
Sounds Like: Crack Rocks Burning.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

/murderer remox of SpaceboyZ

entitled SpaceBoyZ II, from the otherwise secretly recorded record, Hey Tard- You Got All Kinds of Shit Coming Out of Your Mouth, on Socks Full of Balls and Cocks The Chilly Peepers Terrible Reco...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

The Steed on the Top 50 Instrumental Releases... list.

check this link:www.thesilentballet.com/tsbt/2004top50.htmlbattles, the album leaf, that turtle band, and 47 others...rockin' year. rockin' implied lyrics.
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST

Review

Check out this review of "Its Slang for Heroin" http://www.decoymusic.com/index.php?content=reviews&reviewid =6717&oldreview=0
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:52:00 PST

Jukeboxalive is also selling our cd

Steed says hello. And Jukeboxalive.com is working with us promoting, I hope, distributing, and internetting our music. I don't know what internetting is either. peace, z.a.c.h. steed...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:36:00 PST

vulgar videos

dude, check it out, dude.  you can buy all 3 vulgar videos on one rippin' pantera dvd!  awesome! and sleepytime monday, june 27th charleston and thursday june, 30th columbia.  be there ...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So have you haerd that one about the guy from Tool finding Jesus?

Funny. If that bullshit is true, that motherfucker is getting chopped into little pieces. But that's cool, you can stop buying their albums and start buying ours. We still think Jesus sucks. R...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUY our album! at http://www.cdbaby.com/tfsoe

The only thing on earth we don't hate is money, suckers. SI-YEEEK, we hate everything. Just go to ..ol('http://www.cdbaby.com/tfsoe'); and do it. peace.
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SLEEPYTIME, fuckos!

We opened for Sleepytime on Sunday. It was the best show Columbia, SC will ever see, well next to Prince. Alright, the best show New Brookland will ever see. Those guys are awesome too, not nearly ...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just 100 more profile views...

hail satan
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rock 'Track of the Week' at garageband.com

Dudes, one of our songs is garageband.com's Rock N Roll 'Track of the Week' starting monday, november 22nd.  '...And That's When I Got Scared' will be featured on their homepage for that whole we...
Posted by The Fastest Steed on Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST