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Chang & Eng

A moral axiom is as wholesome as tooth decay.

About Me

Choke choke choke you can rid the toxic cloud that pretends to encompass us with a soft distinctive breeze of skepticism. lighten the drudgery - lessen the signifigance of nothing. I don't care for the cloud much. Or the desperate slaves of animalistic solicitation - leave me alone. I feel its necessary to say one thing about myself -i'm a humanitarian until a person has no respect for themselves - then as darwinism well let evolution sort it out, i fully support survival of the fittest. Whining gets you nowhere and life is unfair. Questioning what you believe in gets you the closest to the truth. I'm of an inferior race one that barely understands revolt. My race rises to plunder what beasts we haven't killed.

My Interests

Heroism, chemistry, WWII, life before television killed its purity, cooking, misunderstandings, evolution of dead meat, gore, pizza hut's hamburger topping, pranks, belly dancing, claymation, just deserves, orificial examines, puss, reserving a right, inbreeding, lucid dreams, cock-fighting, animal rights, elements of complex entities and the dynamics of their interrelations, social darwinism, painting, electricity, energy, sociopaths, pleasure, world history, philosophy, early man and the subspecies neanderthal, the substance of nothing, conspiracy theories, the enola gay and the shadow project, deja-vu.

I'd like to meet:

an infestation of people cluttering to grope at one another.

Music:

Someday i'll go through the efforts of this ...but seriously, i used too be such a music snob - i really could care less what ppl listen to unless its nothing but country, all the time time time. And i haven't had the pleasure /nightmare of having a friend like that... Plus i'm not handing out any more freebies to the dj's in this 3 horse town.

Movies:

David Lynch - From Eraserhead/Elephantman to Muholland Drive, especially Wild at Heart (one eyed jack looking for a seafood store...I had a dog once) and of course Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet seriously I might as well list them all okay Lost Highway and Dune. TX Chainsaw, Evil Dead II, Hellraiser I & II, ReAnimator, Return of the living dead, naked lunch, Scanners, Videodrome, 1984, fear and loaTHIng, amores perros, pi, cemetary man, The city of lost children, the man that fell to earth, ichi the killer, Avalon, Save the green Planet!, Old Boy, Kung Fu Hustle, Cure, Versus, Tell Me Something and Audition (See these movies) Battle Royale, Ringu, The Ring II, Time and Tide, raise the red lantern, tetsuo the iron man, Seven Samurai. Anime:Lain, Boogiepop Phantom, Aqua teen hunger force, Trigun, Bebop, dead leaves, Ghost in a Shell, Berserk, FLCL, My Neighbor Totoro, Chromartie High School, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Jin Roh, Plague Dogs, WaterShip Down Ninja Scroll and Akira - which should be a religion its soo damn good.

Television:

I never cared much for Elvis until I heard his favorite pastime was shooting t.v.'s. You'll now find his name at the bottom of this page for that reason.

Books:

same wit the books - i'm soo cool, i've schooled myself on artaud, rimbaud, wilson, burroughs, buck and thompson and sooo many more... so fuckin what, BOOKS ARE GOOD FOOD THOUGH!

Heroes:

Elvis, Michael Moore, the Virgin Mary the world's most fantastic liar.

My Blog

gotta luv luv Texas

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Posted by Chang & Eng on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

read

people suck no imagination no recreation just bust, but they hold it in. or is there nothing within....ages. write something i'll blog it if ya got labia or balls rewrite a comment someone wrote me, ...
Posted by Chang & Eng on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:37:00 PST

rewrite my comments- so laid by the first, get sloppy seconds, sharing words not needles.

blank - yes jesus man this was supposed f igure - to be done a million as if itabs ago it seems  can't do it, so, friends just filuate it out! alleafy! And then there was ponnie.... Ponnie...
Posted by Chang & Eng on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

Which Trainspotting character are you?

Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Yeah, okay, so not Renton, and by far not sexy! But at least I don't rip off my friends.............
Posted by Chang & Eng on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

19 yrs old, is punk rock as ever - lets see if he replies back.

crass rocks they always will be forever only crass - 1980 new england margret thatcher and ronald reagan holding hands across amerika. you like punka rocka, eh? you know a god damn thing about the wor...
Posted by Chang & Eng on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST