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Captain Chloroform [TWAT]

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My Interests

jesus christ, where to begin..the usual i suppose, football tv, films , music and the ancient chinese art of sleeping. sometimes frighten myself with strange knowledge of 90s dance tracks even though i was like 8 at the time..memory works in strange ways?

I'd like to meet:

ozzy osbourne, so i could kick him in the balls and run away heckling, and id like to meet this guy -


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adopt your own virtual pet!I decided to hide the freinds list, as the top 8 thing made me feel guilty, so now every cunts in my top 8!...well theoretically no one is..i might become a hermit.. :D

Music:

certain rap (wu tang)public enemy,hell most rock, old dance, specially like the mighty prodigy and the mighty queens of the stoneage, other bands include (glancing at cds) slipknot, linkin park, hard fi, public enemy, rem...wait REM!!...NOOOO, anyway theres also a system of a down thing, necks hurting cant think of more, and mp3s are so far away..me thinks its time to end this little editIF ITS LOUD I LIKE IT !

Movies:

im a movie junkie, so if youve seen it and its good chances are i reckon its "ok" from an artistic viewpoint

Television:

im assuming its asking what my fav tv shows are..freinds (its gone i know), never mind the buzzcocks, derren brown stuff, heck i love lotsa tv..lost has me badly, as does my name is earl, erm 24 was good..and theres also..late night ch5? hehe

Books:

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy "trilogy", funny as *censored*, also liked lotr and harry pottery series so far..hmm..damn i missed a trick shoulda stuck the bible in somewhere.

Heroes:

theodore logan, i just reached out and touched a whole bill and ted generation, seriously though i havent really got a hero.. :(....if i had to name anyone id say. douglas adams or the "inventor" of coca cola..or tom!!, ok not tom...Hey, maybe YOU'RE my hero..

My Blog

saj's pearls of wisdom return

congrats youve found my blogs without me forcing you to read them, have a cookie..if your expecting me to give you a cookie read the following otherwise skip to part b:a) no im not going to give you a...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

first blog on a while

wow...ikea is ..wowim used to seeing things in a catalogue then like..just buying them..but ikea..its like a GIANT CATELOGUE!!!..we spent ages wandering around, sat on everything we could and lost mo...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

monkey story

ok ifound this story on some website, and it fucking rocked!! (copy and pasted below) I LIKE MONKEYSI like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I th...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

yeh i got bored -blocks kick-

Saj hell babyGray Davis, LibertariansCircle I LimboHipsters, ScientologistsCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy WindThe PopeCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & SnowOakland Raider Fans, George BushCirc...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:38:00 PST

hair plans

ive decided to grow an afro of sorts...yeh baby!!!that was it:Pha a secret message: well done for scrolling down this far, and erm..3 points to you!!...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:51:00 PST

hoo har, im gona take pics of random shit from now on

random pics :D got dad in the back got momo while he was sleeping in the car ...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST

bad days

apart from the annoying as FUCK toothache, i nearly died today our hedge trimmers power cable got cut years backm anyway. mid way up its connected together in a white box thingy..today the brown wire ...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST

nick names

i think thats my purpose in life, to nick name people...i mean i just noticed today that a lot of other people use the names too..i feel proud.. on a sidenote, i feel guilty about using msn whisl...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:44:00 PST

holy smeghead'ness

7 more fecking days until my fecking birthday YAY!!! 6 more fecking days until the WORLD CUP BABY!! BRASIL!!! WHOOOO! SAMBA NATION!!   right, now that im past that..i can move onto a more serious...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

the shame of being cheap

got money of dad to get tyre replaced...on the way to garage i noticed the fuel light goning off, so i thought if get £20 of petrol. anyway. at the garage they told me i had to get 2 tyres changed, th...
Posted by Captain Chloroform [TWAT] on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:20:00 PST