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Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat}

I just did something involuntary.... and messy

About Me


It's just wrong, isn't it? I shall try to describe me. I always find self-descriptions the hardest. If I say anything negative about myself, I'm seen as being 'depressed' etc. If I compliment myself, I come across as stuck-up! :S magirawashiiyo! _ Emm, anyway...... Let's go, party animals! *rawr*
I'm [blank], and I'm 21 years old. I'm here today to say, "I'm a cheese-holic." Remember kids, it's not big and it's not clever to become addicted to cheese. It's just really smelly! Always remember- 'moderation'.
Hmmmmm .... It is a difficult topic to discuss- myself. O_O
I am Beelzebub, and I shall be devouring your soul tonight. Not really, don't cry kiddies! I'm not hungry anymore ... :P Recently my life seems to be filled with days of sleep-induced comas, one after the other. Being the gorgeously attractive bum that I am allows this. On the 27th of Aug (2007) I'm going to start an Access to Languages course to prove I'm still capable of studying full-time (hahaha) which will enable me to go onto uni next year to study Japanese (yay!!) So for the next year I will be studying various nonessential things along with a year of intensive Spanish (ooohh me like!) and hopefully I'll be a better person at the end of it all ..... hmmmmm. My biggest problem just now though is trying to find a flat for myself in Edinburgh :( It's a big pain in the rear admiral, and not the kind our homosexual friends enjoy!
Well I think I have gabbed on for long enough, and you need to go find something else to do. Stop delaying the inevitable. Bite the bullet, seize the day "Carpe diem!" and all that jazz. I hate jazz.
VENI, VIDI, VICI!
I came, I saw, I conquered!
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My Interests

Japanese (Nihon-go) Films (Eiga) Computer Games (Konpyuutaa Geemu) :)

RYU VS SCORPION

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I'd like to meet:

New friends
Atarashii tomodachi o aukoto ga suki deshou.

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Music:

My music taste varies far too drastically to even begin to write it down. I mean, I don't think I'll ever meet someone I like enough for me to sit down and go through all the music I like. I'm sorry, it's just not going to happen. You should give up on this foolish quest. It's more pointless than King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail, because the Holy Grail doesn't exist but my music taste does but you've more chance of finding the Holy Grail than you do of getting me to tell you my music taste. You catching my drift? We reading the same page? On the same channel? Looking at the same dirty porn site? Oh ehh, forget that last analogy ... Ooops!

Movies:

I don't have the manpower, time nor the patience to write out all the films I like. I couldn't define my taste in films by genre because I'm not bound to genres, in anything. If I like it, I like it. If I don't, send it to a Jehovah witness. Key points for me liking a film- good story with hardly any plot holes, some are allowed so long as they make me laugh lol; good acting, where I don't think, "Oh that's such-and-such playing him!" no, the actor doesn't exist, they are the character; and it being free helps too :D LONG LIVE PIRACY!! Harr!

Television:

Like the song that goes "Video killed the radio star", reality TV killed the TV. Well, to be honest, soap dramas knocked it about a bit first, but then reality shows came in and finished it off. Our last surviving saviour of TV lies in the East, in that blessed country called Japan. Their game shows are TV brilliance! Most of them are a mixture of reality, where the involve the unsuspecting public in embarrassing pranks. Not like British reality shows that centre around putting people of different backgrounds together, antagonise them and then watch the results. Pathetic! :( TV shows I can tolerate, and enjoy, are: Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Smallville, Heroes, Rome and The Simpsons. There might be a couple of others, but they're not coming to mind just now. I'm sure you're deeply disappointed.

"I'm retired now"
"You are retard now?"

South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft

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Books:

LOTR Trilogy, the Hobbit, and the Silmarillion. The Rebus series by Ian Rankin. The Harry Potter series by JK Rowling (favourite book so far is "Goblet of Fire"). There's countless others, but the limited capacities of this box has been my undoing.

Rather than list out all the books I like to read, I thought I'd just pop a wee picture of my book collection on here. It's a bit hard to see what the book titles are, but it's just there to show that I like to read a lot, although my collection is a little small just now- funding!

Heroes:

Superman!! Spider-Man!! Batman!! Wolverine!! Casshern kara no Tetsuya-san!!

My Blog

Time to come clean.........

I thought I would post a blog on here giving my side of the story before the press blows it out of proportion and vindicates me in the papers.For the past 8 months I have been conducting a social expe...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Chain Letters

Hello, my name is Graeme and  I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50billion f**king chain letters sent to  me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old gir...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:55:00 PST

Land of the Rising Sun

Well I arrived yesterday (Saturday the 20th/ Jan) at around 9am. Which would be about midnight Friday into Saturday in the UK. I slept from about 2pm to 6am, I was just a tad tired. I've found the ...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Check out this video: Matrix Ping-Pong

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Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

Hamster story to be published! *Breaking News*

Due to its recent literary acclaim, the Hamster Story, the must have story this Christmas, is to be published in this here blog *Hurrah*It has reviews such as- "Hilariously random........ worth readin...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

The day of days where days are given names and ......

Yes, Christmas.  It's has now been and gone.  There's still Boxing Day to look forward to, I suppose.  It sounds like I actually care about Christmas, and I'm brimming with festive chee...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST

Hooray.......

My views have breached the 3 figure mark..... I need a life..... is anyone selling one?
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

I feel dirty.........

It feels slightly wrong saying this....... The Wii is fun I've only played Wii Sports. I've won on every game (thanks to Playstation training) and it's a little addictive.  It could never be...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

Generalness-nessi-ness-ness (penis HAHAHA)

Hahaha art and photography, how absurd.  What is going on this Christmas?? Nintendo is far too popular for my liking.  Everyone wants a Pink DS Lite, or just a DS Lite.  And everyone is...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST

PS3

Are you a fan of the PS3? Can you not wait until March 2007 to play one? Are you too much of a scaf to import one from Japan? If you answered yes to any of these (hahaha if yes to the third one), the...
Posted by Príncipe azul el galán [TWAT]{Borat} on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST