Your pussy's glued to a building on fire.

I go under a few names. My full name is Jonathan Rolland(HA!) Tedesco but to most people I'm known as Jon and to a select few J.T.Some know me as a calm, logical and serious person and others know me as a irrational, loud, and overly honest person, I see it as part of being a Libra.Some might call me a pessimist but i don't see it that way, i take things how they are and take them in as objectivly as possible, even if it puts myself or others into a negative light.If i don't talk much when i first meet people it's because i'm taking them in. I have a certain way of perceiving people when i first meet them and even before i talk to them i can know what kind of person they are. I try to give everyone a second chance. I can honestly say i only have 5 friends.I tend to play music way too loud.When i get mad i throw things.I don't tend to smile much, never really did, but none the less I'm a happy kid.I like making jokes that most people wouldn't dare say, the shock effect that comes out of people is priceless.On many occasions i've let my sarcasm take the best of me and made many people think things that were so far from the truth, (IT'S ALL ABOUT THE STRAIGHT FACE).Despite my straight face i still suck at poker...I don't like people who have overly straight hair. I only have one real phobia...crustaceans, live ones that is..... ..Oddly enough i have no problem eating them...I could eat all day long. If food is around, i will eat it (even if im not hungry.I tend to polish off anything thats infront of me.... .... and then polish whatever is left behind by other... ...and later fealing great pain and regretting my actions. I think my work is starting to give me an ulcer.I like music which tends to get on most peoples nerves.I have a decent vocabulary but i have to be honest and say that Dictionary.com is and has been my best friend for the past while (i've used it atleast 3 times writing this). I have no problem with exposing my weaknesses because i always keep in mind my strengths.I often put the joke on myself if in the end it's going to put a smile on atlest one person.The connection i have with individuals is a based on the initial perception i have of them and is a reflection of the similarity i see in that person.The relationships i have between different people never repeat or resemble each other (which is why no two people ever see me the same way).I can honestly say i have only met one person who i can say is my counter point in which i see a total and complete reflection of everything i am, and am not.I enjoy being singleBut somedays i wouldn't mind waking up next to someoneI smoke too much..... I think ending my self description with my health deteriorating addiction ends things nicely, don't you?........P.S. I just previewed my profile and it didn't turn out as planned....Should i add that i suck at this myspace thing?