TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Captain Underpants
Birthday: 3/27
Birthplace: Hampton, Virginia
Current Location: Akron, Ohio
Eye Color: Hazel Mood Eyes
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde before shaving
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: European Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dickies
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: East of Chicago Taco Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting 2 bands started and playing out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes and smile.
Your Bedtime: whenever I lay my head down
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing in general
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Natural Brew Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, not after I saw Supersize Me
Single or Group Dates: Single Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Guru Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, prefer Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Only under pressure
Do you Sing: Yes, in and outside the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but not on the weekends
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there and starting back
Do you want to get Married: I would but I don't think it's going to happen.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm Cute
Are you a Health Freak: moderate
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM...LOOOOOOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, with both hands
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Everyday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I was tempted last night at work.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when I took a shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes, several times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, when I was younger
How do you want to Die: Peacefully, standing on my head.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Infamous
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Redhead or Burnette
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the cut and style
Height: 5'2" and under or 5'8"
Weight: whatever looks good on them
Best Clothing Style: Classic Black
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count right now
Number of Piercings: One but it fell out
Number of Tattoos: Two in the near future
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not too much to care.
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Drinks
Water, Natural Brew Root Beer, Lemonade, Guru Tea, Hot Chocolate, Warm Sake', Red Wine
Art and Artists
Dada Hugo Ball, Jean Arp, Tristan Tzara, Richard Huelsenbeck, John Heartfield, George Grosz Fluxus Situationist International Guy Debord Pop Art Andy Warhol Mail Art Performance Art/Happenings Laurie Anderson
Artist of the Month
Jim Flora
Awesome Games
Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Bugger Boy
Splashernator 2000 featuring Captain Underpants
Captain Underpant's Bounce-O-Rama 2000
Booger Buster 2000
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I'd like to meet:
People that practice good, proper hygiene (flush and rinse) and know the correct setting of the toilet paper. People who know how to lift the lid and then place it back down when they're done. Girls with potty mouths.
Music:
You have a lot going for you, but most people will
only remember you for one thing, and a lot of
them will try to copy it. They'll all suck at
it, though. Besides, you've got better stuff.
What band from the 80s are you?
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Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Alice Cooper....
You come across as having a twisted creative mind
and a liking for the dark. You are dark and
mysterious. You also have a very strong moral
outlook on life and are quite smart. Probably
a good person with a wild side or a wild person
with a good side. Either way. You can be
entertaining without using substances either.
Which rockstar are you like?
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Congrats! You're a crust/political punk. Plainly
said you just don't give a fuck. You like your
music and if someone doesn't agree with you,
you always have a strong point to prove you're
right.
What Kind Of Punk Are You?
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Front 242
Which Wax Trax! Artist Are You?
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If I have the time and the rhyme; the Beastie Boys (out of the burroughs). Also like H.R. Pufnstuff (with Jack Wild), Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution, the Archies, the Gothees (Pittsburgh bubblegum goth band), the misfits, Iggy Pop, the Banana Splits, the Monkees, Ohio Express, Gary Glitter, Sweet, Gogol Bordello, Tigerlillies, World Inferno Friendship Society, the Bugaloos, 1914 Fruitgum Express, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, anything produce by Stock-Aiken-Waterman, Elastica, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Bay City Rollers, the Partridge Family, the Brady Bunch, the Shaggs, the Daisy Bang Story, the Zombies, the Dickies, 10cc, the Jackson Five (this is where I learned my ABCs and 123s; they made me into a dancing machine), Tom Jones, Shonen Knife, the Turtles, Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction (Ministry and Revoluting Cocks stole their ideas from them), Zounds, the Ramones (Dee-Dee was god; a little one), Lene Lovich (where is she when you need her now), the Time (featuring Morris Day; the man and the mirror)...
Movies:
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Hedwig
Which HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH Character Are You?
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Dr Finklestein
Which character from The Nightmare Before Christmas are you?
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In no particular order.
Pump Up the Volume
Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
Adaptation
Boogie Nights
Magnolia
Rushmore
Bad Boy Bubby
Reflective Skin
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Happiness
Storytelling
Saddest Music in the World
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Delicatessan
City of Lost Children
Amelie
Crimson River
Tuvalu
Pacte des loups, Le (also known as Brotherhood of the Wolf)
Last Samurai
Seven Samurais
Magnificent Seven
Last of the Dogmen
Chi Girl
more to be listed soon
Directors and Screenwriters
John Waters William CastleGuy Maddin David Lynch Jean-Pierre JeunetCoen BrothersMore to come...
Television:
Which My So-Called Life Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
H.R. Pufnstuf, the Banana Spits, Looney Tunes cartoons , Johnny Quest, UltraMan, Kimba the White Lion, the Monkees, AstroBoy, Supersonic, Love American Style, Behind the Music (love the stories behind Greg Brady and Lief Garrett), Hollywood True Stories (the best was on John Holmes), Monty Python, the Prisoner, the Avengers, My So Called Life, Party of Five, Dawson's Creek, Southside...
Books:
take the nerd test.
and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.
Anything by Dav Pilkey
Shit Magnet: One Man's Miraculous Ability to Absorb the World's Guilt by Jim Goad
Everyone Poops (My Body Science) by Taro Gomi
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho
Does a Pig Flush? by Fred Ehrlich
Where's the Poop? by Julie Markes
Chicken Poop for the Soul : Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit by David Fisher
Walter, the Farting Dog and Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble at the Yard Sale by William Kotzwinkle
The Zen of Farting: Teachings from Original Zen Master Reepah Gud Wan by Carl Japikse
The Little Book Of Farting by Alec Bromcie
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School by Benjamin Franklin and Carl Japikse
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer
Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures by Joe Lindsay
Heroes:
Enemies
Professor Poopy Pants, Talking Toilets, Wicked Wedgie Woman, Naughty Cafeteria Ladies (Zorx, Clax, and Jennifer), Mr Krupp.
