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Whitney

Tha Bee's Knees

About Me

Hmmm.... I'm sort of nice. I'm honest. I think I'm a Type A, which kind of sucks... I love love love to laugh about really retarded things w/ my friends and would be happy doing that the rest of my life as long as I had a lifetime supply of chocolate too.... and maybe some beer. Beer is yummy :) I despise fratboys, peas, lima beans, aaaall other beans except green beans. I think I enjoy cursing entirely too much. I'm not sure why.

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My Interests

cooking, traveling, live music, doing nothing, doing stuff

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck.

Music:

Yes, I'm one of those assholes who includes every single band they can think of. Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Bob Marley, Eric Clapton, Acid Bath, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton, Dead Boy and the Elephant Men, Dax Riggs, Ludacris, Smashing Pumpkins, Outkast, Dungeon Family, Goodie Mob, Nirvana, Weezer, Deftones, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, Incubus, Marilyn Manson, old Korn (1st CD), The Dresden Dolls, Ben Harper, The Shins, Led Zepplin, TENACIOUS D ROCKS MY FUCKING SOCKS OFF!!!, Al Green, System of a Down, Cake, G Love and Special Sauce, Lil' Wayne, Down, Chris Cornell, acoustic Foo Fighters (and some reg). I like some punk, bluegrass, a little R and B, no country except old Garth Brooks and outlaw country.

Movies:

Stewie Griffin the untold story, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Bridget Jones's Diary, Forest Gump, Frida, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Half Baked, Amelie, Love Actually, Big Fish, Secretary, Natural Born Killers, anything w/ Kevin Spacey...and I've really been into foreign stuff lately...trying to brush up on the reading skills...

Television:

West Wing, Jon Stewart, CSI, Sex and the City, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Oz, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Ali G, That 70s show, Reno 911, Powerpuff Girls, Nip/Tuck, Colbert Report, Flip That House, Flavor of Love/I Love NY (because it's like a trainwreck)

Books:

Lond Hard Road Out of Hell, Prodigal Summer, Primal Fear, Atlas Shrugged, Little Women, The Fountainhead, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Poisonwood Bible, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Angels and Demons (better than The Davinci Code). I need to read more. Yes.

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Your Stipper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
ehh.. sorta fucked.

what fucked version of hello kittie are you?
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My Blog

Bdays aren't so bad after all

So, I'm getting older just like everyone else.  Birthdays have seemed less and less fun, interesting, and important as the years went on.  I just realized how I can hold on to my love of bir...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Basketball sucks!! But, Geaux Tigers anyway!

So, who woulda thunk LSU would be one of the final four?  OMG.  I really have no interest in basketball, but if LSU is playing, I'll pretend for a bit.  I hope they kick UCLA's ass, the...
Posted by Whitney on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST

Mogging survey

Sarah's survey about mot Hey kiddies! Reply on my blog, most of all. Don't just put it on the bulletin. I want to save your answers and read them when i'm mogged! I made this survey today and i...
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST

You know you're from Louisiana when.....

You Know You're From Louisiana When... The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass. You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!" Every so often, you ha...
Posted by Whitney on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST

Best party ever!!!!

My roommate Micki and I had a murder mystery party at our house Sat. evening.  It was a Mardi Gras masquerade ball theme.  I was the maid, Micki was the southern bell, David was the chef, Na...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:44:00 PST

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!!  LSU won yesterday... going to the SEC Championship in ATL.  Yay!!!  I just learned how to fix up my profile and add a song.  For so...
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST

Good friends are a dime a dozen

So, I'm in Chapel Hill visiting my dad and friends for fall break.  I was driving home just now from Jessica's house and was thinking.  I think all my friends are asleep (it's late), so...
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:47:00 PST

There's something you should know about me

I just thought I should tell everyone that I love cheese.  I love it so much!!  I could just eat it all day with anything or by itself for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  My birthday was ...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Listen the this shit!!

I think it's really fucked up that guys use the "you shouldn't drive, you should stay here" excuse to get girls to sleep over.  What a fucked up thing to pretend to care about.  It's ne...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog Blog... Mog Mog

So, people really suck..... Or do they? Waiting tables automatically made me cynical.  You see people at their worst at a restaurant.  Hungry, cranky, impatient, condescending, all that stuf...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST