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About Me

Random info: I'm very, very liberal. I love old people, even if they are republican. Right now I'm taking some time with college, but hopefully I'll be out before I'm 25. My favorite foods are brussels sprouts, lentils, and hot sauce. I don't know how to dance, or sing, which is unfortunate bc sometimes I just can't help myself. My favorite color is red. I love salamanders, because they're so soft and squishy. I had one once, and his name was Billy-Bob (I didn't name him). If I could have three people, alive or dead, over to dinner they would be the Dalai Lama, Aleister Crowley, and Chris Farley. My favorite celebrity WOOPS! was when tara reid was on the red carpet making all these "I'm so sexy" faces to the cameras which were going crazy.... because her boob was hanging out the whole time.
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You Know You're From San Antonio When...
You lost your virginity at mission drive-inYou know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.You've never been to the Alamo.You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.You've been to Midget Mansion.You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.You remember the Captain Gus show.Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horseYou're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.You care if San Antonio is in the "national spotlight".A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food groups.You rented Pulp Fiction to escape the everyday violence of the city.You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband.Your White mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your neighbors.You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.You remember the Joske's Christmas display.You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Antonio.

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Music:

Basically I like anything that has words and doesn't make me nauseous. My favorite bands are tool and sleater-kinney, but I really am open minded to anything that meets the basic standards of not making me ill.

Movies:

the dreamers, wet hot american summer, bent, american psycho, full metal jacket, boondock saints, eternal sunshine... I like war movies, gangster movies, and GOOD drama. I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, spy movies, or anything resembling the notebook. My favorite director is Jim Jarmusch. Oh, and I can watch what about bob until i'm retarded!

Television:

six feet under, queer as folk, the sopranos, horatio, the office, curb your enthusiasm, LOST, and late night.

Books:

i LOVE gabriel garcia marquez and tim o'brien. I also love jean kilbourne, naomi wolf, anthony storr, and what I've read so far by ann coulter (because she's such a crazy bitch). My favorite book ever is Love in the Time of Cholera.

Heroes:

CLAY AIKEN, Jack, the Dalai Lama.

My Blog

these pretzels are making me thirsty!

It is almost the end of my last semester of school, and now I have the really exciting task of going to career services, and researching possible jobs, and applying, and getting rejected... and I gues...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

jack o pies are heart healthy little snacks.

I just wanted to declare my love for Jack and everything about him. He is awesome. He has huge muscles. He can crush a man's head with his pecs without even trying. And he makes wonderful triptechmons...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:40:00 PST

if sugar free candy were really spicy, it would put bbhs on another level

I LOVE: vache, coffee, cigarettes, my friends, music, jokes, diet dr. pepper, getting things done, good sleep, peopleI HATE: neo-conservatism, hidden agendas, mangoes, feet, procrastinating, mental il...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST

my shoulder is bleeding because jack stabbed me with the mailbox.

tonight, it happened. After three years of dreaming and waiting, my hero, clay aiken, touched me. Or I touched him. Or it was mutual. Anyways, it all happened outside of his tour bus, and th...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

God Bless Catastrophe

all i want for christmas is a goddamned man chair.
Posted by the bad sarah! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST

X marks the spot on the rainbow of my green bean dreams

why is it that eating green beans always makes me feel incredibly healthy??? And don't say because they make you fart. It's too soon to tell on that one. It's such a fucking chore to eat them, they're...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

dast ist mein moped!!!

Things I like a lot:Eggplant parmesanreading before I go to sleepwatching movies in bed with whitney in the afternoonthe rain with enya on and the windows opentiny yorkiesthe color redmy mom when she ...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

edward scissorhands played tickle with my mouth

Thursday, I had my wisdom teeth removed. It was a bad idea. Maybe I should have done it before I got into recovery, and the narcotics would have made it okay, but for now, the back of my mouth looks l...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:38:00 PST

jack is cool.

SOOOO.... I am finally moving back to Wilmington for good on monday. This means, among other things, that I have to make some appointments with a therapist there, plus an eating disorders person. It's...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

the corn challenge

Jacqueline and I are on the internet trying to find out if anyone has actually taken the corn challenge. It would be much easier for us if someone has, and has taken pictures of the results, so we don...
Posted by the bad sarah! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST